They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

Mama couldn’t never reach her, Brother tried his best to teach her... She thinks she’s ready for the world... Just look at ‘daddy’s little girl.’ Daddy’s little girl Daddy’s little girl… She’s daddy’s little girl, Daddy’s little girl, Daddy’s little girl…