You're in an asylum, for something not entirely your fault. All you did was kill the bastard that murdered your mother all those years ago. oh, and that asylum? It's a girls only.. so how the hell did Toby get in?

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All the bad fanfic stereotypes being mocked by yours truly! If you get offended by this If I put ur OTP in it, don't hate me. Hate the people who made these horrible ships. I MEAN, WHO THE HELL SHIPS TICCI-WORK?! NOT ME! Kay... so, sorry if you didn't get the point of the book, the point of the book is TO MAKE FUN OF SHIPS, FANDOMS, AND TYPES OF BOOKS. This is litterally the entire point of the book and I made that pretty damn clear. Just to make sure you understand, THE POINT OF THIS BOOK IS TO MAKE FUN OF TYPES OF BOOKS. Also, a side note. Everything in this book is exaggerated. I'm not actually this angry about ships or fandoms or OC's. I pretty much exaggerate everything just to make it more entertaining so I'm not like, "oh this is sorta weird I don't really like it but hey I guess it's just not my thing." Because that would be boring. Nobody wants to hear me drone on about nothing. You want drama. You want ACTION. YOU WANT ME. YOU WANT CAPS LOCK. YOU WANT DIFFERENT FONTS. THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT.

Kevin Barr, a die heart football player is failing chemistry and needs to get his grades up to stay on the team. His teacher suggests that he gets tutoring from Eddward Vincent, top of the class. Edd has a secret crush on Kevin whilst Kevin is developing, well he doesn't know what for Edd. Which type of chemistry will they really study? Disclaimer: This is a boyxboy fan fiction, don't like don't read. There will be smut later in the story. Nathan Goldberg belongs to c2ndy2c1d and other characters belong to the creators of Ed, Edd, and Eddy. The description of any parents of this story are my own and not copied from anyone else.

Noone seems to have done this... so I thought i would :D AND these ARE mine, they're just from my Quotev account, so no i am not stealing these and you cant take them either! ANYWAY! LETS BEGIN

Hey Ladies! Ready for more laughter, sarcasm, rants, and overall fun? Haha don't worry I know I'm being cheesy. WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF STUPID GIRLY THINGS THAT ONLY GIRLS WILL UNDERSTAND! Let the girly-ness (not really but okay) begin! Highest Ranking: #1 in Random

***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.