Just a book.

It was in popular demand that I publish a sequel to my book of thoughts, so I complied with your requests. Now I bring you The General Thoughts of General Hux 2. [you should know by now but I'll put it here anyway. WARNING: TLJ & TROS SPOILERS AND KYLUX GALORE] [please, if you know who they are, kindly inform me of who the artist is that drew the art from the cover, thanks]

For all of you insolent youth who wish to take a glimpse into my mind, here is a book of thoughts that I conceive regularly. -Hux ---- This book contains TFA spoilers and lots of kylux (kylo x hux), so if you for some reason haven't seen the movie yet or if you're uncomfortable with that pairing, I kindly advise you to dive into a sarlacc pit. Just kidding, but you should probably leave. ---- [fanart on cover by ajgiel on tumblr]

Two men, used to being in power collide. One is an efficient, somewhat stiff general. The other is a hotheaded Dark Jedi with a fiery temper and a penchant for impetuous behavior. These two men collide and crash and... Love? In somewhat of a competition to take command over the First Order, they are brought together. ------ ~ranked #1 in "hux" 7/17/16~ ~ranked #2 in "Kylux" 7/17/16~ ~ranked #2 in "generalhux" 7/17/16~ ~ranked #6 in "tfa" 7/18/16~ ~ ranked #11 in "Kylo" 7/17/16~ ~ranked #17 in "theforceawakens" 7/17/16~ ~ranked #20 in "Kyloren" 7/17/16~ This fanfic is an AU and is book 1 in a series. Star Wars and the characters belong to George Lucas and Lucasfilm and Disney Possible trigger warnings (thanks irl friend for reminder) ~ violence That's honestly it ha ha given it's not sexual and I don't really use profanity much or mental disorders as story plot The cover is not mine. The artwork does not belong to me. I did edit but that is all.

Kylux au where they meet on Tumblr ;) Enjoy! :3

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale. CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job. After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

tyler joseph and a serial killer walk into a gas station at midnight.

(Cover made by the amazing @alltimetrashcan) Tyler: your typical shy new kid Josh: the unpopular nice guy When the two meet, they become best friends. All is happy and well-with a few bumps along the way, of course- and everything goes as a happy Joshler you'd expect. Until you forget to expect the unexpected. Read more to find out what happens ;) •Sorry this description sucks, the book is better•

Zara is 18, Life is hard on her and she will do anything to escape. Will she meet new people who will help her or only bring her down? That is up to her, or maybe- you. She has her friends, and she will try to make life better. Is she ok? No. Will she get better? Maybe.

if you are very easily triggered, please don't read this. i don't think this is very graphic, but please be cautious i don't want anyone hurting themselves. inspired by forest by twenty one pilots