Zayn has been friends with Louis since the second grade but one day when Louis kisses Zayn it all goes downhill. Zayn's mum (Trisha) finds out and tells Zayn that is bad and never to kiss a boy again. Louis kept on kissing Zayn and when Trisha found out she moved her family to Bradford. Three years later Zayn moves back to Doncaster and starts his high school year there with his father. What will happen when Zayn and Louis reconnect? The cover is by @xkissmeonthemouthx

"I can't have him until that thing he calls an older brother has a boyfriend. And that's where you come in." "Never in a million years." >>>>>>>>><<<<<<<<< Or, Liam secretly pays Zayn to date Louis so that he can be with Niall, Louis' innocent younger brother. The only issues are...Harry, the hopeless romantic, is in love with Niall. Zayn's only in it for the money, Liam's only in it for the sex, and Louis....well, Louis hates everybody. *1st place in The Bromance Awards: Season Two *Warning: Story contains bad language, and mild sexual content. ©2016 Prisonerwithavision

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Dan is different. He's learned to accept that. Well, as best he can anyway, considering he's never really had much of a choice. It's been this way for as long as he can remember, the constant runaround process of trying to feel normal. His life is built around it, trying to trick both himself and everyone he interacts with into seeing him as your average person. The isolation as he desperately tries to keep others from finding out, the bitterness that wells up inside of him each and every time he's reminded that he'll never be like everyone else, the fear that nothing will ever change. He's fated to be this way forever; a misfit from society. Isolation can only go so far though, so when he's struggling to make ends meet and he's faced with the option of looking into a serious job or taking on a roommate, he opts for what seems like the easier option at the time. It doesn't seem so easy ten failed roommates into the process, or when he sits down at a table to meet with prospect number eleven and ends up with a coffee spilled all over his lap. Potential roommate number eleven, Phil, turns out to be an insufferable optimistic ball of sunshine that Dan wants nothing to do with. His options are running out though, as are the savings he's been using to pay his rent, so he finds himself begrudgingly agreeing to let the other man move in. Neither of them have any way of knowing just what they've gotten themselves into as they shake on the matter, but time will tell.

"Life is full of almosts. You almost had me and I almost had you, but it wasn't enough. It was never enough yet we kept trying anyways. I kept telling myself that you were worth it, that you were worth all the shit you kept putting me through. I kept taking you back without a moments hesitation and look where it's left us now. We're back to where we started, you can't help but hate me and I can't help but love you."

"You don't seem to get it, do you? I started losing my mind when I realized I was falling for you. And now, I'm losing my sanity trying to get over you. You can keep telling yourself that it wasn't real, that it meant nothing to you but I'm not going to believe it. It was worth it to me though, loving you...I'll never regret that."

"The world is filled with flashing lights and pretty smiles. Have you ever stopped to think that maybe they were all fake? That's the thing about you and me, we're nothing more than what those flashing lights say we are. We know the truth, but no one else does. So how about you do me a favor, and stop pretending."

Let's be honest, the title is pretty self explanatory. Your book for the best/worst puns. There also may be a few other jokes and funny things in there. Enjoy! Please vote and feel free to comment any of your own puns! :) DISCLAIMER: I'm really not that creative and I'm pretty unoriginal so a lot of these are from the internet k bye