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adopted by 5sos | l.h. by sweetheartcal
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"why do you wear a lot of bracelets?" "fashion I guess." people outside thought emma's life was perfect. she would always be smiling and laughing. little did they know her smile was fake and that she spent every day crying and cutting. when she gets adopted by 5 seconds of summer will they make her life happy or just make it hard with all the hate? - - completed on august 26, 2015 - . lowercase intended .
Adopted By 5 Seconds of Summer by Allena5SOS
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"I was nothing but a publicity stunt? Something to keep your band from hitting rock bottom? W-What?" "We're sorry-" "You're not. You don't care. If you did, you wouldn't have taken me out of there. I'd rather be parentless, and living in an adoption center with people who bully me, than to be living in the home being fed with lies and showered with false affection." "You don't mean that. Stop talking nonsense and go to your room." "Oh, but I do."
The Good Girl's Bad Boys [Book One of TGGBB Series] (Completed, Editing) by RubixCube89201
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If you're judging this book by its cover and title, you're already proving the point this story wants to make. Try to move past this satirical obstacle in front of you. This is a story about bullying, and like the hundreds of other books on the topic, it will show you the harsh reality of being discriminated, belittled, ridiculed for something you cannot control- how you look, who you love, or what you believe in. But unlike these books, this story's sole purpose is not to tear your heart out of your chest as you mourn over your loss of faith in humanity. Instead, this book will make you laugh and love alongside these characters. Just like in life, there will be moments of dread and surrender, but there will also be moments of happiness, laughter, and love. - Naomi Lorraine, better known as Nerdy Naomi with her thick-rimmed glasses and straight-A report card, is the most unpopular girl in her school. Even with the help of her sarcastic comebacks, that doesn't stop her from getting bullied by everyone in Dartwell High. Every day her childhood bully, Raymond Meyers, knocks her off her feet, literally. However, she can't do anything but survive the laughs, insults, and bruises high school gives her. There are three senior transfer students, dubbed the Three Musketeers: Bennett Frazier, Jordan Wallace, and Declan Lynch. All in one day, Naomi catches their attention one by one. With her snarky attitude, but innocent look, they can't help but want her. But not the way you're thinking. Oh no, not like that. Instead, it's probably the whole opposite. It's quite simple really. She'll be their good girl. And they'll be her bad boys. ~ [This story is a first draft written by a 13 to 15-year-old girl so it has its fair share of grammar mistakes and plot holes.] Wattys 2015 Talk of the Town Award Second Place Story of 2015 Best Humor and Overall Points of The Fiction Awards 2016 Third in the Writers Awards 2016 Highest Ranks: #1 Humor, #1 Teen Fiction
The Last Virgin Standing by laughterandjynx
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(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]
The Bad Boy And The Prankster by -litbaby
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Bella Smith. The name doesn't sound harmful. Does it? But what if I told you that was a lie. What if I told you that Bella Smith, a smart, beautiful girl, who was practically a reigning queen in her school. Would you believe me? Bella has pranked everyone in the school (including the teachers). She does not fear anyone and no one will stop her from pranking people each day. But what happens when she comes across a charming bad boy that she has never pranked? What does she do? Does she manage to prank him? Does she resist the temptation of him? Or does she give in easily? Join Bella as she embarks on a mission to... Prank the Bad Boy. {Cover credit goes to @breezybaby} WARNING: A lot of swearing and sexual things. MAY BE TRIGGERING.
Sarcasm 101 by _live_to_laugh_
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A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤
Anime Pick Up Lines by chobacore
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*
Random Things To Do At School by Amazinglylovely_
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Bored at school? Need something to do? Well here's a list or things to do! Comment on the ones you've done. Comment your crazy school stories and I might add them to the list. (((((Most of these are not made up by me sooo yeah)))))
TEEN SARCASM  BOOK by surethanks
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ARE YOU FUCKING BORED OF YOUR LIFE? WELL, YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT PLACE!  THIS BOOK IS AN ABOMINATON OF EVERYTHING THAT I WANT TO SAY BUT CAN'T SAY. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE, MY DIARY AND SOMETIMES JUST BRAINFARTS. WE HAVE JOKES, SHORT STORIES,RELATABLES,COMEBACKS,TEEN SARCASM,FUNNY MOMENTS,YO MAMA'S,CHUCK NORRIS JOKES,BBUUURRRNNN JOKES,AND MORE!~  BUT DON'T BE DISCOURAGE SOME REALLY GOOD ONES IN HERE ARE COPIES OR SHOULD I SAY INSPIRATIONS FROM OTHER TEXTPOST MAKERS.THANK YOU. WANT MORE? JUST ADD THIS TO YOUR LIBRARY AND VOTE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOW MY MAIN BITCH! All Rights Reserved (c) SuperKaiSucks WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THIS BOOK? CLICK THE LINK or COPY PASTE THIS LINK AND ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS, YOU MIGHT WIN A GIFT BAG FROM THE (c) SuperKaiSucks TEAM! http://goo.gl/forms/b65NV44orv