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A list of random things on how to survive a zombie apocalypse or attack. Its better to be prepared than sorry, right? FOR INTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY!!! DO NOT TAKE WHAT I WRITE TOO SERIOUSLY! DONT GET GUNS, AMMUTIONS OR ANY SORT OF WEAPONS WITHOUT THE PROPER PERMITS AND TRAINING!!!! BECAREFUL AT ALL TIMES WITH ALL TYPES OF WEAPONRY!!!

We don't know if there ever will be an apocalypse. Maybe it won't happen in our lifetime, but what if it does...

"Black Beauty" is narrated as an autobiographical memoir told by the titular horse named Black Beauty—beginning with his carefree days as a colt on an English farm with his mother, to his difficult life pulling cabs in London, to his happy retirement in the country. Along the way, he meets with many hardships and recounts many tales of cruelty and kindness.

How to survive the zombie apocalypse

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Did you ever need a comeback, but you just couldn't think of one, or you thought of one but it just wasn't right for the situation? I introduce you to this little gem. These are all comebacks I have used, wanted to use, or thought were hilarious and wanted to share. Most of these I've made up, and some I've changed a little (or a lot). Hence, I won't bother to take credit for any of them. **COMPLETED unless I think of any other comebacks**

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