Life's rubbish in prison! #FreeMurdoc Get me outta here! The soap trick got pulled on me and I can't get to sleep most nights and everyone smells of piss.

You are working at a great place when all of a sudden your boss decides to free up some space and fire you. You find yourself barely being able to pay your bills and looking for a new job so you wouldnt become poor.

its just a normal day in Kong Studios when all of a sudden a loud crack can be heard from each of the band members rooms. You find that they have all randomly turned into adorable babies.

You move to England with your family and meet a strange boy on your first day of school, this boy soon turns out to be your best friend and maybe something more in the future.

Y/N posted another song of hers on Youtube, playing the instruments and even singing. She sat down tiredly on her bed and heard her phone go off. She picked up her phone and read the text message she got: "Hello, (Channels Name)." ---- Cover picture belongs to: Ashesfordayz on Instagram and many other places. ---- Enjoy~

Look at the title. Did you read it? Good. 'Cuz that's your description right there.

alright you lot Murdoc here i cant be assed to type this up nicely so deal with it i just need you guys to know something so read this like i dont know what you'll call this? a live blog? i fucking dont know anyway just read i'll take questions in the comments if you want something, which is obviously gonna be clearly obviously stupid i know i repeated those words get over it anyway hasta luego perras attractivas that translates to: i love you lots in German a little blog "written" by Murdoc - quotes from (http://murdocx2d.deviantart.com/journal/Best-2Doc-quotes-477738211) & (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5b/b9/d0/5bb9d05fd4762033fbc2a2f60b71af45.jpg)

i know there arnt a ton of murdoc x readers so i will write a lot of them :)

This book is a collection of oneshots, written collaboratively with @electricisthelove on instagram. There will be everything from angst to funny oneshots in here, so give it a read!

Murdoc begins to record the day to day feelings and events in his life. With only a bit of paper to use, Murdoc can only write about the best moment, which is.... Some diary entries where Murdoc is a child. Short stuff. Enjoy!