"The thing is, Camila isn't surprised, because she's a fast learner. And what she's learned so far is that Lauren is, in fact, a great actress. Whether she's pretending to like Camila or pretending to be straight, she's not sure yet. Camila just knows that she's pretending. It's all an act. It has to be. Rehearsals for the next show haven't even started yet, but it feels like they're already in play practice."

a collection of camren one shots. cover by slothtato

A collection of Camren oneshots. (None of these will be continued, sorry!)

"Going well so far," Lauren murmurs. "Your parents and your little sister. They think I'm a great girlfriend." "You are," Camila agrees. Or: The time Camila really needed a date to a family wedding, and who better to fill the role of fake-girlfriend than Camila's best friend Lauren?

camila is the queen of memes, dinah's grammar sucks, lauren gets pissed at dinah's grammar, normani goes with the flow, and ally uses too many exclamation points and smiley faces; the progression of lauren and camila's relationship in their senior year of high school through the eyes of social media (text, snapchat, instagram, twitter, tumblr); (includes plenty of pictures and stupid jokes)

Lauren doesn't know what Camila did to her but suddenly everyone seems to be a bad kisser compared to her. And it fucking sucks because look, the girl she is kissing right now is freaking hot but goddammit, she is not Camila.

Lauren doesn't know what she expected when she went out on her first date with Keana, but it certainly wasn't to get stood up. Another thing she didn't expect? Sharing an Uber with a girl named Camila and going out with her instead. Or: Lauren is broke and decides to try out UberPool, Camila is lowkey wild and into midnight adventures and their first date is really unexpected, but it's not like they're complaining.

On the first day that Lauren starts working at Starbucks, she swears to herself that she will never write her number down on someone's coffee cup. // "What do you write about?" "Anything that interests me." "Like what?" "Things that people talk about in cafés. Cities. Winter weather. How the sun is going to die one day. Girls with pretty eyes. Wildlife documentaries. The middle of the universe. Being young." // Camren | AU | Three-Shot

I found a bunch of old drafts for you make me sick (for being so perfect) and am now editing them into one shots. One in particular is really long so that'll probably be a separate thing. None of these are related and are just random drafts with no continuity. Enjoy (This work may not be posted/copied/reproduced/translated without explicit permission from the author.)

of course camila just had to go and get a crush on her best friend's hot older sister