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Hello yez it is i Trash

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Credit to IG & Tumblr Posts*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ BOOK 2 IS UP♡

There is a murder... And it's up to you to solve this case.

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

Do I really need a description for this? The title is self explanatory. Unless you're that stu- I'm gonna save the insults for the book.

Can you never think of a sassy comeback worth of Minho? Well you've come to the right place! Welcome to comeback haven, and sass village. Insults are my life (used only for banterous purposes) and I hope that you can join me in the fight against all the stupid people in the universe, because trust me, there are alot. 13th September 2016- Completed 13th September 2016- no. 264 in Humour 16th September 2016- no. 240 in Humour 13th November 2016- 24K reads! *plays 24k gold in the background* 3rd March 2017- 76k reads!

✨ This is basically a joke book but only insults and combacks❗ I hope you enjoy this book 😍 "Private Message" me or "Comment" some you want me to use, if its not used in my book already or close to any. If I use it you'll get a shoutout too! ✨ 600k views ✨ ✨ 20k votes ✨ ✨ 2k comments ✨ 👅 Highest rank 👅 #27 in Goal 💖 Get me up to 1M views guys?? 🔐💚 ? Share, Vote, Comment ? PS. i wrote this book when i was 15. // i'm 22 now.

Hello every one I'm the narrarator of this story. This story is like a diary sort of thing. None of this is real. None of it will ever happen.(Well, to me anyway.)