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Washington (Twilight x Male OC) by blueberryuranium
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"I am a hunter. Horse mounted, beast stabbing." The quiet town of Folks experiences more than one new kid within a year when Bella's arrival is followed months later by Angelo Choi. But something seems entirely off about the new, beautiful student. At least to Edward. He can't read Angelo's mind, and he doesn't like that level of unpredictability. Bella think's he's being dumb, keeping someone who's done nothing wrong at arm's length, but maybe Edward's worries hold some weight to them. (Just to explain myself, I was dared by a friend to write Twilight fanfiction. However, part of the dare was that I had to take it completely seriously, so here I am. I am not making fun of the fandom or the canon in any way shape or form (●'◡'●) I did actually read the first book. Or at least I listened to the audio book. This fic takes place at the end of the first book, right at the end of the school year in June and over the summer)
Brat (Jasper Whitlock) by maevesversion
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❝ Get on your knees, Red. ❞ Forks, Washington is the kind of place where nothing is supposed to happen. Which is probably why Brooklyn sticks out so much. Bella Swan's cousin-sharp-tongued, sarcastic, always a little too honest for her own good. The kind of person people in Forks are used to seeing but never really figuring out. She's known, she's noticed, she's just... never fully understood. Especially not by the Cullens. Until Bella comes back to town and everything starts to tilt. Because Brooklyn has opinions. Loud ones. Especially about Edward Cullen, who she decides she doesn't like from the very first second-and somehow makes that everyone's problem. Then there's Jasper Hale. He notices her the second she walks into the room. Something about the way she moves, the way she laughs, the way she looks like trouble waiting to happen, it pulls at him. She notices him too. And in three hours, it's not just a look, not just a conversation. She sleeps with him. Because when Brooklyn wants something, she doesn't ask for permission. And Jasper, who's spent decades learning to control everything, suddenly can't control a single thing.
𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐢𝐧 | sam uley by bookishbichon
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𝒷𝓊𝓇𝒾𝑒𝒹 𝒹𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝑜𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽, 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓉 𝓌𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓋𝑜𝓌𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝓀𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝒾𝓉, 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝒾𝓃 𝓈𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓉𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝑜 𝓇𝑜𝑜𝓂 𝒾𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒹𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓂𝓈 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓃𝑜 𝒾𝒹𝑒𝒶 ⏤ ✷ "𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬." "𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐮𝐬, 𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐡." "𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚." ✷ ⏤ In which Robin Hale tries to win Sam Uley's heart through his stomach ⏤ unbeknownst to her that he had given her his heart the first day they met. Oh, and she's a vampire, he's a wolf, and there's a long-standing turf war between their two families. But their story can't turn out like Romeo and Juliet if one of them is already dead... right? ☾ ❍ ☽ [ star-crossed lovers, imprint/supernatural soulmates ] [ eclipse - breaking dawn - currently 70k+ words ] *third person pov*
Not my problem [Jasper Hale] by DIRTYBOYWORDS
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Nesha Banks minds her own business. Jasper Hale makes that impossible. I do not own twilight. I only own Nesha and Taya
𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘 , twilight by des-harlow
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𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘 , ˚☽˚。⋆⁀➴ ❝ 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜? 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐮𝐧𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐮𝐲. ❞ ✧˖° Lucky Swan didn't know what to expect when he and his sister packed their bags and moved from Arizona to Washington, but it definitely wasn't for a hot vampire to take an interest in him─not that he's complaining. 𝘖𝘳 Bella Swan's brother realises that maybe he isn't as straight as he once thought when he catches the eye of both a vampire and a shapeshifter. 𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝒙 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐜 𝒙 𝐩𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐞 , 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐚 , 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 | 𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 @des_harlow on tiktok for edits
I'm Kai Parker! Fuck! by blueblossom15
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Sam Parker is just your average 19 year old Irish guy. Blonde, sarcastic, deeply closeted, and dragged to New Orleans by his hot, witch-obsessed girlfriend for a Vampire Diaries pilgrimage. It's all tourist traps and supernatural nonsense... until he laughs in the face of a so-called witch and wakes up trapped in the body of one of the show's most dangerous villains. Now stuck in the Prison World as 19 year old Kai fucking Parker, with a magic-charged ring and zero clue how to survive, Sam has two goals: 1. Don't die. 2. Collect as many hot supernatural men as possible. (For protection. Obviously. Totally not because he has a thing for murderous vampire daddies. Ahem.) Armed with sass, overpowered magic, and way too much knowledge of TVD canon, Sam's about to rewrite the Mystic Falls timeline-one chaotic thirst trap at a time. Because if he's going to be stuck in this world... he's doing it his way. ~Step one: escape the Prison world. Step two: collect hot men like Pokémon.~ ~Wrong body. Right face. Zero self-control.~
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧'𝐬 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧 [𝐎𝐜 𝐱 𝐎𝐜] 𝑾𝑻𝑴 by cumbxby
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√ 𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 '𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝' 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐝𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧. 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨, 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞. ______________ 𝐎𝐑 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇... 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧'𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧'𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧'𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐚 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 '𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝'𝐬' 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞?
𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚢 by StrawH0e
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"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." ~Carl Sagan Another one piece story but we staring from the beginning🧍🏽yall like DILFS? 𝙻𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚢 𝚡 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝙲 All are welcomed to read🫶🏽 Highest Ranks🥇 #1 in black oc 2.24.24 #1 in one piece x oc 2.24.24 #1 in luffy x oc 2.24.24 #1 in chopper 4.5.24 #1 in brook 9.19.24 #1 in Usopp 9.26.24 #1 in Franky. 3.23.25