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❷ OS•CIL•LA•TORS  〔J.H ° C.V〕 by tanngeriines
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He came back... but who the hell is that? sequel to CRUSH 【tanngeriines】
❶ CR•U•SH  〔J.H.〕 by tanngeriines
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No way he'd look at her... right? 【tanngeriines】
Not my problem [Jasper Hale] by DIRTYBOYWORDS
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Nesha Banks minds her own business. Jasper Hale makes that impossible. I do not own twilight. I only own Nesha and Taya
𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘 , twilight by des-harlow
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𝐋𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐘 , ˚☽˚。⋆⁀➴ ❝ 𝐀𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐧𝐚𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜? 𝐈 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧, 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠, 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐮𝐧𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥, 𝐦𝐲 𝐠𝐮𝐲. ❞ ✧˖° Lucky Swan didn't know what to expect when he and his sister packed their bags and moved from Arizona to Washington, but it definitely wasn't for a hot vampire to take an interest in him─not that he's complaining. 𝘖𝘳 Bella Swan's brother realises that maybe he isn't as straight as he once thought when he catches the eye of both a vampire and a shapeshifter. 𝐞𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝒙 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐜 𝒙 𝐩𝐚𝐮𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐡𝐨𝐭𝐞 , 𝐭𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐚 , 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐬 | 𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 @des_harlow on tiktok for edits
I'm Kai Parker! Fuck! by blueblossom15
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Sam Parker is just your average 19 year old Irish guy. Blonde, sarcastic, deeply closeted, and dragged to New Orleans by his hot, witch-obsessed girlfriend for a Vampire Diaries pilgrimage. It's all tourist traps and supernatural nonsense... until he laughs in the face of a so-called witch and wakes up trapped in the body of one of the show's most dangerous villains. Now stuck in the Prison World as 19 year old Kai fucking Parker, with a magic-charged ring and zero clue how to survive, Sam has two goals: 1. Don't die. 2. Collect as many hot supernatural men as possible. (For protection. Obviously. Totally not because he has a thing for murderous vampire daddies. Ahem.) Armed with sass, overpowered magic, and way too much knowledge of TVD canon, Sam's about to rewrite the Mystic Falls timeline-one chaotic thirst trap at a time. Because if he's going to be stuck in this world... he's doing it his way. ~Step one: escape the Prison world. Step two: collect hot men like Pokémon.~ ~Wrong body. Right face. Zero self-control.~
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐌𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧'𝐬 𝐒𝐰𝐚𝐧 [𝐎𝐜 𝐱 𝐎𝐜] 𝑾𝑻𝑴 by cumbxby
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√ 𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 '𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐝' 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐝𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧. 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐨𝐰𝐧, 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐦𝐬 𝐬𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐨, 𝐛𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐢𝐦, 𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞. ______________ 𝐎𝐑 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇... 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧'𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧'𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐥𝐟 𝐩𝐚𝐜𝐤, 𝐦𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧'𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐛𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐚 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐨 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭. 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 '𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝'𝐬' 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧'𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥? 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞?
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𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚢 by StrawH0e
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"The universe is not required to be in perfect harmony with human ambition." ~Carl Sagan Another one piece story but we staring from the beginning🧍🏽yall like DILFS? 𝙻𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚢 𝚡 𝙱𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝙾𝙲 All are welcomed to read🫶🏽 Highest Ranks🥇 #1 in black oc 2.24.24 #1 in one piece x oc 2.24.24 #1 in luffy x oc 2.24.24 #1 in chopper 4.5.24 #1 in brook 9.19.24 #1 in Usopp 9.26.24 #1 in Franky. 3.23.25
Beauty (One Piece Various X FEM!OC) by Mark_Tuans_Wife
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Introducing sister to Boa Hancock, second empress of the Amazon Lily, Boa Yuri. She's said to be as beautiful as her sister, some say even more, others less. ~~~ "You shouldn't wear clothes like that, men's eyes linger." "I've been wearing clothes like this all my life. It only enhances my beauty." I toss my hair back, exposing my collarbones. "You'll kill us all." He smiled-eyes stuck on my chest. "That's the plan," I smirk when he snaps out of his trance, staring at me in disbelief. "I'm going to rid the sea of filth." "I suppose filth means men?" "You catch on quick." ~~~ I don't own One Piece. It belongs to the greatest Eiichiro Oda! I only own my OC, Boa Yuri. (NOT EDITED)
𝘗𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵 by -SK33T3RSCLUB
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𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘺/𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘺𝘰 𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘺/𝘯'𝘴 𝘴𝘦𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘮𝘢 𝘷𝘪𝘣𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴: 𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘺 𝘱𝘱𝘭, 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘺𝘰,𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘺𝘺𝘺,𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘥 I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS HQ||||
borderline - the last of us. by -going-to-hell-
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CURRENTLY DISCONTINUED! 'we're on the borderline, caught between the lines of pain and rapture.' in which ralph leaves his bedroom door unlocked, a nosey neighbour blackmails him, and now he's stuck backpacking across the country with his daughter and a strange little girl. joel miller x male!oc the last of us (hbo) season 1 started: jan 28th 2023 season one completed: may 10th 2023 season two started: april 18th 2025 ended: ? 1 in queer- 11/3/23