"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

in which jungkook is scared of thunder but jimin offers kisses every time the thunder goes off.

In which Park Jimin has social anxiety and Jeon Jungkook is the schools heartthrob. High School au.

You read the title now we know we all are hoes. some will be my own thoughts and some will be from other people, credits will be at the bottom or not if I cannot find it lel, but I will search far and wide to find the authors! Please remember to vote the shit like seriously the shit out of this so I'll be more encouraged to update. Or you might not see dick in hole action very much. Lol? [On going for probably ever]

"I don't want a soulmate anymore."

❝Santa tell me if you're really there? Don't make me fall in love again, if he won't be here next year❞ ❝ Santa, tell me if he really cares? 'Cause I can't give it all away if he won't be here next year ❞ When Jungkook wants to spend his Christmas with Jimin who is his crush for so many years but still haven't noticed he existed... Inspired by the song 'Santa tell me' by Ariana Grande. ©_smolnochu 2016 | completed