❝All praise bts.❞ (Basically a book of lame ass jokes, facts, and wise words from the bangtan gods.) - Highest ranking #1 in fanfiction. Stand-alone sequel: Bangtan Bible: New Testament. --- kinkykook 2017 no plagiarism © all rights reserved

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltzing in, destroying his entire view on nearly everything in the worst (and best) ways possible. Phil's like a drug, and boy, is Dan addicted. Warning: contains self harm, depression, boyxboy, references towards abuse, and other possible triggers or content you may not be comfortable with. you can message me in private for the specifics if you feel you need it and remember to stay safe. (Top: #89 in Fanfiction, #1 in Phan!)

"i'm your toilet fairy, and i will grant you any toilet-ty wish!"

Surprise! Your parents have been keeping a secret from you - you are royal princess and sole heir to the throne. To break the news to you, your parents have sent you to a neighboring kingdom where seven handsome, irresistible princes will teach you all you need to know about becoming the next ruler. But as soon as you arrive, threats of all kinds find you. Someone in the castle does not want you to take your place as princess. Is the prince you're falling for the very one trying to destroy you? *You do not need to be a BTS fan to enjoy this story. **Disclaimer: All characters in this story are completely fictional, and do not represent the real personalities of BTS members. Random Ratings ~ #1 - Fluff (Aug 2018) #1 - Hoseok (7.8.18) #1 - Royalty (Aug 2018) #2 - Princess (Aug 2018) #2 - Namjoon (7.8.18) #3 - Jin x Reader (Aug 2018) #7 - NamjoonxReader (Aug 2018) #7 - Suga x Reader (Aug 2018) #8 - Namjoon x Reader (Aug 2018) #10 - Jungkook (Aug 2018) #10 - Princess (Aug 2018) #10 - TaehyungxReader (Aug 2018) #18 - Jimin x Reader (Aug 2018) #18 - Yoongi x Reader (Aug 2018)

"I will wait a thousand lifetimes," he swallowed in a deep breath, trying to supress the force that was making his memories fade just for a few moments. "As long as-" he gasped in pain, holding her hand in his. "As long as you're there at the end of it." * * * Everyone has a guardian angel; someone who guides you and is always by your side even though you might not know it yourself. Guardian angels can only speak in a way you can hear if you listen to your heart. They cannot interfere in human matters. But what will happen when one angel breaks the rules?

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

Love comes in small waves... And sometimes all at once