Have your fucking Suction Cup Man x Reader I'm bored so fuck it

Hey!! so people like me?? huh that's strange as fuck I'm supposed to be an asshole! I am an asshole! Anyways hi it's me SCM!! Well not really I'm just a fictive in a system because DID/OSDD is kind of a bitch! anyways I'm fronting and I saw that people genuinely like, wanted to be with me? I mean I'm hot yeah but.. y'...