"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
"This is Westerden Optometrist. What are your symptoms?" "For starters, my eyesight has been super blurry and distorted, and this problem is starting to screw up seventeen-year-old life. Speaking of which, you sound kind of young for an optometrist. How old are you?" "Um, I don't think it'd be the greatest idea for th...
The apocalypse was always thought to happen. But when it did happen, no one was prepared. Humanity died down far too quickly and finding someone alive was rare. (___) is alone. Until she meets him, that is. This is a story taking placing during a zombie apocalypse: Violence and language -You have been warned-
"why are you back again?" "donut worry about that." "..." "..." "did you just-" "yup." #9 in short story [081217]
"Hello?" "Why do '24 hours, 7 days a week' shops have locks on their doors?" "Uh-" "Why is the meaning of life hard to find when we have dictionaries?" "Um perso-" "Why is the word 'abbreviation' so long?" "I dont kno-" "If a cow laughed really hard would milk c...