You, the reader, get down & dirty with the world's most beloved pokemon.

Pickles was in her house one day watching some fucking anime because that's what she does. She was hungry and she went to get some cocoa dyno bites and she only had one more pebble. She was so sad, because they made her feel like when you have 84 things of drugs. She decided to go on amazon to find some cocoa dyno bites and she saw some for 89 dollars. (https://www.amazon.com/Malt-o-meal-Malt-Cocoa-Dyno-bites-Cereal/dp/B00KO8HLQE/ref=pd_sbs_325_3?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00KO8HLQE&pd_rd_r=Y1NFGWH0520NJR8SS3SP&pd_rd_w=8VMUQ&pd_rd_wg=udHLM&psc=1&refRID=Y1NFGWH0520NJR8SS3SP) She ordered them and they where supposed to come in 5 weeks. Pickles said "BISH I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG I MUST WALK MY FAT ASS TO THE STORE!" She walked to the store and it was a two mile walk, but she didn't give a fuck. She saw some in the store for 10 dollars so she decided to get them and she was already scared, because last time she got banned from the store for destroying a whole thing of cocoa pebbles and screaming "COCOA DYNO BITES!!!" She got some and ran home. She was going to eat some, but she saw them looking sad. She saw them and she blushed. She hugged the bag and she decided to fuck it. She didn't know who was going to finish first. She thought she was going to die after being thrown in a trash can with ballads corpse with rabbit and cat jizz on it. She felt better now. She noticed the cocoa dyno bites finished first and then she was happy. The end... ~douch bag