Twelve Identities (A Zodiac Novel)
Mint-And-Honey
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We are the twelve zodiacs, twelve children gathered together.
For a purpose we don't know of.
It's nice living together, in our organization's headquarters.
It's our safe haven. Protection from the Outside.
But maybe... it's time to change that.
What we do from now on is our choice.
Things are going to be different.
Why are we here?
What happened to our families?
So many questions that need to be asked.
So many questions that need to be answered.
The time for answering them is...
now.
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Mint: READ IT OR DIE! If you don't, Mint will force Honey to turn you into subway and eat you.
Honey: I swear I'm not a cannibal, Mint made me do it!
Mint: Oh, please. It's not cannibalism if they're going to turn into beef. I think. Unless you're a cow. But you're a llama, and I'm not the one who's going to eat them.
Honey: But I don't like beef, I like chicken.
Mint: ...Then you must pay for your crimes of not eating the poor cows who sacrificed themselves to be nourishment for the hungry people.
Honey: ....okay, what?
Mint: Did you not hear what I said, boy? I said that food is happy to be eaten, basically, and by not eating beef, you are saddening cows everywhere. Shameful. Making poor little adorable cows cry.... How evil of you. Hmm... I want cheeseburgers. What does this have to do with the story....