With the looks of a Latina Disney princess and the brains of an unstoppable villain, Gabriana doesn't understand how her life turned out to be so... vanilla. The hard-earned CPA she possesses ironically sends her all over the country even though the job itself is leading nowhere. The only thing that gets her through the dreariness of her accounting career, is a bold obsession with photography; and the dream of her photos going viral. Subject to an overbearing mother pushing for grandbabies and a life long best friend who has it all, no one wonders more than Gabriana why her 30th birthday is approaching with nothing to wish for but change. Battling a quirkiness that borders more on awkward than endearing, her confidence is low and her prospects few. If everyone else in the world can seem to find love then maybe that's exactly who Gabriana needs to be... Everyone else.

This book contains quotes that evoke emotion and/or thought. They are quotes that I enjoy, and I hope you enjoy them too. The quotes are from literally anywhere and everywhere: books, shows, movies, and video games. Logo on the cover is titled 'That family kind of friendship' and it was made by Laura Bohill. Font by Situjuh Nazara.

***Previously Wattpad Featured Story*** Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to conquer the world, guided only by the words of a drunkard, and a bolt of red lightning. It soon becomes clear that the twelve-foot troll travelling with him is only the start of his increasingly bizarre list of sidekicks. Rising to villainy is harder than it looks, Main realizes; plot twists give him vertigo, and hard work is migraine-inducing. But still, there's a world to conquer, fangirls to run from, and love to fall slave to. What could possibly go wrong? COMPLETED