Puns, Jokes, And MORE!!!!

Some puns to annoy your friends and family with.

The fox and the hunter

Every year the villagers of a local village hire a hunter to get rid of the demon fox that lives within the woods just beyond their village. This year the have hired Shirosaki Ogichi, the best hunter around. But when Shiro finally encounters the fox, it isn't what he was lead to believe. The demon fox named Ichigo, ha...

Pure white (Yaoi)

AU. Ichigo is a high school student who is left alone after his mother dies. His life is very empty, however, everything changes when he meets a certain hybrid cat, Shirosaki Hichigo, in short Shiro. The cat saves the teen from Grimmjow, another hybrid, out of blue. To thank him, Ichigo invites him to stay 1 month in...

Cryophobia - (Sans x Reader)

Next person to comment on this monstrosity gets fucking vored!! × ❝You made your choice a long time ago.❞

Gold's Eye GasterSans X Reader

You've heard the stories, of the mysteries of a man who guides lost ladies home by night legend says his voice is like a demon of hell and anyone who's ever approached him has died. One night you get lost and you uncover his real story

Undertale Oneshots

Oooooh~ I've never done a oneshot book before. Why not do one for one of my favorite games? Things will get pretty punny sometimes. Readerxcharacter and characterxcharacter! Request closed!

Sans x reader (together)

Hiya! This is going to be my first fan fiction. I have recently been obsessing over undertale, and sans is my favorite character. I have already read a lot of sans x reader and decided that's what I wanted to write. I don't know how long this story is gonna be or how often ill update, but ill see how it goes and if yo...

Gaster!Sans X Reader

Yes, I find him very attractive. Let's get to the script: I'm thinking I'm going to add something VERY special in this story for all my sinners. OOHHH YYYYEEESSSSS~

Kaneki x Reader One Shots

This book is officially finished, there will no longer be any more updates. I'm sorry. I mean yeah this was a joke book at first but people seem to really like Kaneki lmao This book if filled with random situations that I would usually make up in dreams or just from old requests :) Also I really like making tragic cha...

How cute (kaneki X reader) [UNEDITED]

You start hanging out with kaneki a lot,but he always acts different around you Knowing that he's a ghoul (you are too) you two always go together when you go to Agoiri Are you ready for what kaneki prepares to tell you? EDITED: I've finished this book,the first couple chapters are old and terrible! And at some poin...

Kaneki X Reader

The story if how you and Kaneki met. (Not using the same storyline from the anime. Only the part where Kaneki is turned is the only part.)

Kaneki X Reader(Lemon ?)

COMPLETED. Read to find out. *** Disclaimer: I do not own tokyo ghoul

((Kaneki x Reader)) Broken Down

You walk into a small Café one day, wanting to try something different, but you meet a certain person that will change and break down your life.

Kaneki x Reader Oneshots

hello~ this is a book filled with mediocre writing and stupid plot lines that don't make sense half of the time. but, nonetheless I try to write and hope that you would like to read my kaneki x reader one shots~! discontinued.

Swapfell Papyrus x reader

I noticed there weren't any SF Paps x readers so I decided to make one,and there might be some visits from a radtastic skele! 'I bet you're right home slice bride slice!' Fresh Sansy said wiggling his eyebrows, 'Bwahaha!I can't take you seriously when you do that,hope you enjoy the story!' I laughed.

Papyrus X Reader

WARNING: Not thinking about kids with this one. So don't let kids read it. Yea.

Underswap Papyrus x reader

{Insert random description}Well,I've got nothing :P

UnderTale Oneshots (FINISHED)

(I DO NOT WRITE ABOUT UNDERTALE ANYMORE SO PLEASE DON'T REQUEST ON MY CHAPTERS) (AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP COMMENTING ABOUT MY GRAMMAR, I AM SWEDISH AND I HAD A HARD TIME LEARNING THE ENGLISH GRAMMAR. I'M MUCH BETTER AT ENGLISH NOW) This is my oneshots of UnderTale. It invloes AU'S to! Background picture by Casper...

*DISCONTINUED* Can you hear me? [Sans x Reader]

*Discontinued* This is the original version of Can You Hear Me? in it's unedited form. Monsters were back on the surface! But not everyone was happy with the change... though you aren't one of those people! Happy as a (relatively) popular singer, you were oblivious to the growing discontent. That is, until you met Met...

At the Surface (Sans X Reader)

The monsters have finally made it to the surface and have been legalized to roam the surface as they please. The first couple of months have been spent as a paradise where humans and monsters have lived in peace and happiness. But as we all know, humans tend to be afraid of what they don't understand and the appearanc...

unwanted eyes (hichigo x ichigo)

hichigo is the king of hueco mundo and he wants ichigo has his queen so he has been watching him and planning on when he is going to take ichigo away to hueco mundo

Desolation

They are trapped. They are scared. And they only have each other. A group of twelve teenagers; six girls and six boys, wake up on a remote Pacific island. Water surrounds them for as far as they can see, and they have no memory of where they are or how they got there. Now, they must work together to find not only an...

Shackled and Broken

The past is always out to bite us in the ass. Seth was a previous gang member and did things any gang member would do. He made mistakes. Although, did he deserve to be kidnapped and tortured for them? Revenge, it haunts us...