Sequel to Fake Number Dan comes home drunk the night Phil is planning to propose. (A story told through texts, sentences, and the occasional paragraphs)

One day, Dan meets a girl at a bar. He likes her a lot, and so he asks her for her number. She gives it to him, no problem. When he texts her the next day, he finds out that she, indeed, gave him a fake number. But who knew something good could come out of it? Dan: Kaylie? Unknown Number: sorry, dude. fake number, I guess.

"The less you care, the happier you are." He turned to face me, his blue eyes dull with traces of betrayal. "No. The less you care, the lonelier you are." - In a world where people have the ability to flip an emotions switch, many people lack feelings and sympathy in general- including Dan Howell after a tragedy strikes and he can't take it. However, he meets Phil Lester, the outgoing flirt with too big of a heart to handle. The two become close, and Dan soon realizes that even with his switch off, he can't deny that Phil is slowly reaching to turn it back on, and Dan can't seem to push his hand away.

'Signing out, Dan :)' The second instalment in the 'ASL?' trilogy. [Highest rank: #81]

this is genuinely the worst thing i have ever written. if you want to read the remake im doing with be more chill instead of phan go to my ao3 it's shemeanswell :) in the meantime if you want to read this Wretched Thing knock yourself out!!! literally knock yourself out before you make the mistake of reading this please. also sequel is not on hold sequel is Dead and will never come Thank you bye swiggity swot, dan thinks phil is hot. phan summer camp AU. no triggers that I know of. if you are triggered by any of this please message me and I'll add a warning. you will also get free.. socks... {SEQUEL ON HOLD}

"hey, asl?" [highest rank: #26]

Like it said in the title, this is BUNCH of phan fluff one shots! have a good read and DM if there's one you want to see i haven't written yet :) Highest rank #9 in Phan -Love Elizabeth

Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]

I'M BACK BITCHES :) Dan and Phil's text messages! Enjoy :)

where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5