A short story about a man on a mission.

Mr. Sausage felt as if someone was toying with him. He looked up, and sure enough, there was the infamous thief Hammy McLegHam! He was perched on top of a building, spying on Mr. Sausage with the lettuce under one arm. But as soon as they made eye contact, the former sped off like when there's only one Tim Tam left in the store. Well, two can play at that game! Mr. Sausage thought. He ran as fast as his tiny little legs could carry him, chasing the thief with his lettuce. Of course, it was all in vain, as Hammy was much faster than the sausage. He was left panting over his knees, desperately trying to regain his breath. In this big country Mr. Sausage was like a needle in a haystack. Oh, how he wished to go to the safety and comfort of his home! But alas, this quest must be accomplished, and he must get the lettuce. ______________ This is the most dramatic romance story of Mr. Sausage, your average Spanish travelling sausage and his quest to find true love. ______________ "I loved it! It was amazing. Such a fun read" -Naomi Lawson "Oh it was SOOOOOOO amazing like SO GOOD like OMG like you should totally read it like yeah" -Sophie Brown "Incredible! 54/5 stars!!!!!!!!!!" -Leona James "Am I getting paid for this?" -Anonymous "What no it was horrible-" -A now deceased sister

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Getting hit by a car is never a pleasant experience, especially when it results in your untimely demise. When Scarlett saves the life of a young girl at the peril of her own, she is offered a place back on earth. A second chance. She has 12 days to save another life. If she succeeds, she will return to the day of her accident and save the girl- without dying this time. If she fails, her time on earth will be over. Throw in a few bad guys, a psychic best friend, a crazy cat, a cute guy and a pair of glamorous wellies and this might be harder than Scarlett ever anticipated.

Seriously, do I really need to make a description for this? Well fine, for those of you who don't know what this is o will be explaining it just for YOU. Would you rather is a game where someone asks; "would you rather..." And then says to options such as; "Cats or dogs." And you then answer the question. In this case just comment your choice, if you would rather cats or dogs and try to explain why you chose that. I just want to read your choices and why. Just a friendly reminder that this is my work, yes you can use some of these but don't go making a book with all of the options I have. Also, this is my idea so if there are any "would you rather's" that are the same as someone else's that is just a coincidence. I did not come up with this "Would you Rather" story idea. So do not say I'm a copy cat because I truly don't know who made the first one. Enjoy and remember to vote if you are or can relate on the reasons other people chose and also if you enjoy reading this. Date first written: 31/5/2017 Date finished: ---/---/------

"Can the earth crack open in half and swallow me because my cramps are killing me." "Do you usually call strangers to discuss your menstrual cycle? Miss,at most,we can provide you ice-cream." "Did you kidnap Ellie? Never mind, do you also offer services like bringing over Advil?" In which two strangers communicate via phone . cover credit - @ecstasybones

*Spin-Off story for The Day I Died- You don't need to have read it* Bertie's Café: The home of bitter coffee, sweet tea and the best hot chocolate around. When Maisie first discovered the Café when she was 9, she thought the place was magical. Who would have known that it actually was? 7 years later, on one fateful rainy day, Bertie adds a little something extra into Maisie's Hot Chocolate: A Genie. The Genie promises Maisie 10 wishes, but all is not what it seems... You should really be careful what you wish for.

I died. That's all there is to say. At least, that's what I thought. My name was Jen, I was a regular person. Then, there was an accident and I ended up dead. But then, I was given a second chance. They gave me another life, but with one catch. I had to become popular. Sounds easy, right? Well, you just wait. As soon as you think you've got it down, life throws you a curveball. A/N: Spinoff of Neonlights1404's book, The Day I Died *Disclaimer* I did not write The Day I Died, this is just a spinoff *Another Disclaimer* I did not purposely copy off Living Barbie, I just had the same idea