Sad stories from the internet credits for the people they were from. try not to cry

"My name is... Otsukijou Aira." She hesitated but didn't see anything wrong with telling them her name. "Who are you? I've seen your coats on two men before in the Land of Waves." Surprise graced both of their faces for a moment before Itachi's cold facade came back in full force. "You are the one who met the Zombie duo and lived?" Kisame burst out laughing again. "This story has been going around the base for a while! They named you Fudou Oni, the motionless demon!" Aira chocked at the horrible title. "Excuse me?" "Kisame, we are taking her with us." *Sequel is entered in the NarutoWattyAwards 2019. Please vote on their page! It would mean so much!*

Eren needed a way to prove to his 'friends' that he really had a boyfriend. Ever since day one he had always bragged about how great his was in comparison to their own. he just never thought they would ask to meet him in person... Panicked, Eren runs up to the nearest boy in sight and begs him to play along. The only problem is, it's Levi. The school's personal 'bad boy', and the one person he's been in odds with since fifth grade. "What's in it for me?" "I...I'll grant you three wishes." "As in you'll give me, or do anything?" "Anything." (Ereri fanfic)

This is a book that have riddles and funny jokes/sayings in it. You can tell these to your friends but just so you know I do not claim ownership to all of these sure I will make some up but no more than that. DISCLAIMER ALERT: ALSO I GET THESE OFF OF PINTEREST, QUOTES APP, AND THE INTERNET SO NO ONE GO AROUND TELLING ME I STOLE THESE ALSO THE PICTURES I FOUND AND USED FOR MY COVER WERE ALSO FOUND OFF PINTEREST AND GOOGLE IMAGES!