"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS TREAT ME LIKE A CHILD?! I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE!"

This is the story of a small pickle in 250 BC.

This is a story about Romincoke surviving middle school with her -1000IQ brain and her best friends.

Mary Sue is just a normal girl until she meets GliterMcSparkleVampire, thats when her life became, "Steamy". Suddenly nothing makes sense and the audience wants to die, will she become a vampire or an alien princess over lord? :0

He was the "yee" to her "haw". He just didn't know it yet 👁👄👁

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THIS STORY IS TERRIBLE!! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! DONT READ IF YOU WANT TO READ A GOOD BOOK , OR IF YOU DONT WANT YOUR BRAIN TO COLLAPSE OF DUMBNESS!!

This story is a piece of art. its true literature like Jane Austen and shakes pear. Jenny Is the good girl of Hampton high school. Alec is the most popular bad boy in that school. The bad boy secretly likes her but treats her like bull crap. how will she deal with this?? ps: it's supposed to be sarcastic :)

**A Wattpad Cliche** Cover by @thatcyrusguy I actually love Wattpad. It is a really genius idea. But, I'm sure that I'm not the only one who searches for hours upon hours (okay, ten minutes) searching for that perfect non-cliche book. This is for all aspiring writers who want to know the don'ts (just the don'ts) of writing a wattpad book, and also for anyone who loves it when other people are made fun of. Fall in love with Lana as she stumbles through life as a clueless naive 17-year-old supermodel. Actually, don't fall in love with her. Because if you do, Braxton the guy she might (definitely will) end up with by the end of the story, will freaking kill you. Thank you for reading. Captain_Epic_Jen Find on Amazon at: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KNKCFVZ (Link in comments and Bio)

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