Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

a love story

"Nobody ever loves anything that's broken." [©taylorswifts]

It's been a year. It might be fading for the rest of us, but Newtown will never forget.

"I'm tired of being what you want me to be..."

Remember that time, where Tim, that rather questionable guy, who clung to you after meeting him at your fourth cousins sisters baby shower, and now he's discussing his recent cats birth? Yeah, and how you just wanted take a shovel casually to his face? WELL HAVE NO FEAR, this new book is here. With our easy to follow tips, even you can be loser people free!

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

Don't listen to the voices they said. Yeah right

Samantha Hudson, younger sister of Katy Perry is involved in an accident. She then discovers a shocking secret and her life is changed forever. Sammie and Katy have always been close, but there's always been something between them that everybody close to them knows about, except for Sammie. After a car accident that leaves her life in danger, how will a distraught Katy reveal her life changing secret to her sister? And what will the outcomes be? A sad but heartwarming story about two sisters and a secret that could tear them apart forever. Join them on their journey of discovery, love, heart break and see if they can remain united. Please Note: Some characters in this are made up, some stories in this that involve Katy Perry's life are also made up. Some characters in this such as Katy Perry, her mum Mary, dad Keith, ex husband russell, John Mayer, Shannon Woodward etc are real, but the stories that evolve around them eg: how Katy and Russell got divorced are not true. Of course, all the rights to any of Katy's lyrics in this book, go to her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWD_q6eQnto&feature=youtu.be