A guy whose heart was broken by many others. A boy who thinks he has no chances. A boy who has given up so much. A boy who was giving up, but a girl chooses to be his friend, choose to make him laugh, choose to give him what others didn't: a reason to grab life by the horns and see where it takes him. Follow the story of Carter Santos as he experiences what life truly has to offer. The good, the bad, and the ugly.

Book Two of 'The Tales of the Royal Lunatic' It has been scientifically determined that Emilee Kate Willows is most definitely insane. Well, not really scientifically but it's just something everyone knows- the sky is blue, the Beatles are awesome and Emilee is crazy. But the problem is that not exactly EVERYONE knows. Maybe the whole of the U.S., tops. The poor people in Astria were innocent and oblivious until their new princess came along. Boy, did they have another thing coming to them. This is Emilee's version of Meet the Parents, only they don't need a lie detector and she's got a ton of people who want to kill her. It's nothing personal, she's just the mate of the vampire prince that everyone hates and killing her is like taking away the prince's soul. Her charm never had a chance. Will she be able to survive life as part of the royal family? Will she EVER meet a smurf?