Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

This is just a fun...blurb I guess. It is my idea of online chats between all of the Harry Potter characters, if they had instant messaging. I claim no rights to any characters.

The stories of unmatched bravery by the likes of James Potter, Remus Lupin, and Sirius Black will be heard and celebrated for generations to come. Every magical being of our time, and some Muggles as well, know of their acts of selflessness and sacrifice. James Potter, who died for his son Harry; Sirius Black, whose life was taken while protecting him as well; and Harry himself, who was willing to give his own life to bring about the destruction of the Dark Lord. But there is story that most will never hear. It is a story of equally great bravery and self-sacrifice, love, and importance. This is the story of Regulus Black, the younger brother of Sirius, and how he became the man he was, which was so much more than anyone knew,

You've heard the beginning of my story, and here it continues. I find myself in another world, one much darker and more hostile than the one in which I had grown accustomed to and adored. In my search for the man with whom I am in love, I am again faced with choices. Choices that could change the entire course of Narnian history, as well as my own. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sequel to "By the Lion's Mane." Narnia fanfiction. Part TWO of THREE.

Senior year couldn't be better. Avery Nelson's finally dumped her brain-dead boyfriend, she's taking all easy classes, and she finally has a job working at the local McDonald's. Her life couldn't get any better. But when McDonald's gets robbed by a psycho with a gun to the back of her head, Avery can feel everything falling apart. A mysterious masked man dressed in all black appears out of no where, saving not only her life, but the rest of the restaurant's as well. And thus begins the meetings between Avery and the masked man. He hasn't claimed a name for himself, yet the media has been all over him. Unoffically known as The Man With The Green Slash, he has taken a liking to Avery. His arrogant attitude matched with the mystery of him leaves Avery curious for more. And soon she finds herself struggling to figure out who the Green Slash really is under the mask.

It is likely that you have heard the stories of a wonderful land in another world, a land called Narnia. And if you have, you have probably also heard of the four Pevensies, who discovered the land of Narnia by stumbling through a wardrobe. You would have read of the wonderful adventures they had in there, and how they became great kings and queens of Narnia, legendary rulers of their own country. But you have not heard of me, and my part in those same adventures. For my name is Rose, and I was merely a young girl lost in the turmoil of the second World War. But I also found that country, and through my actions, I affected the entire course of Narnian history. My story is one of love and beauty, of evil and the poison of hate, of adventures and journeys into the unkown, of the love of two rulers, of great battles and golden eras of peace. My story is one of unrequited love and frustration, of friendship and great sacrifice, and of many choices one is forced to make throughout life, whether they choose right or wrong. And this is where it begins. ~Part ONE of THREE~