Listen up, kiddie-winkles. This is my big book of Gorillaz one-shots. Requests are open, of course, only things I won't do are Noodle x anybody (except Cyborg) and any sort of abuse. I'm also not doing anything NSFW, of course. If there's a ship involved, I'll put it in {}, so you don't have to read them if you don't want to. ** A lot of these aren't canon to Phase Four... don't blame me, they were written way before! In fact, most of my oneshots that are saved as drafts now won't be canon to Phase Four and I don't want to go back through and modify them, so don't be angry with me! **

end my life

Malia Carson. A young, hotheaded swimmer. Her dreams are to be one of the swimmers to represent the USA for the Olympics. She's fast, she's quirky, and she's sassy. Ethan Woods. A hot, sexy, and arrogant swimmer. He has the same dream as Malia. He's just as fast, he's gorgeous, and he's annoying. When you put two together, who have had a slight history before, the bomb literally drops. You get fights, you get tears, you get memories. But, most importantly? You might, just about, get love. It's simple enough. Except, not really. ------------------------------------------------------ Warning: contains a fair amount of swear words, schnivel, schnivel.