In which the title is the story setting, Wylan's father really does hate him, Rollins is a bullying teacher, and all the normal ships are ships

The missing scene at the end of Crooked Kingdoms (plus one last adventure for our favorite crow kids.) Spoilers from Crooked Kingdom. My first fanfiction I've written in years, but I need to get out my Wesper feels.

I know there's a lot of detail missing from this. Excuse me for the awful quality. It was never really intended for publication; I was just writing it for myself as the fandom surrounding the book is small and there's little to no fanfic. But it felt odd just keeping in my notebook, so here we go. (Cover was drawn by tumblr user lunchbagmonster)

Wylan Van Eck: A scrawny redhead, Ravenclaw, brilliant at Potions, and desperately trying to keep his grades up. Jesper Fahey: Tall, dark, and charming, this Ravenclaw (he really should've gotten into Gryffindor) is brilliant at Herbology, currently being tutored in Potions by a cute, stuttering redhead, and permanently on Snape's bad side. (Runs underground bets during Quidditch games) Inej Ghafa: This quiet and cunning Gryffindor is possibly the world's best Quidditch Seeker (somehow, she always gets across the field without a single person seeing her). Intrigued by a dark-haired boy with a limp. Nina Zenik: The new Gryffindor announcer for the Quidditch games, thanks to her bold, confident air, this daring Muggle-born brunette can be seen following a blonde, grumpy man-child across the schoolgrounds relentlessly. Kaz Brekker: A Slytherin, force to be reckoned with, monster among men, gloved, secretive, and hopelessly in love with the new Quidditch seeker. Matthias Helvar: Pure- blood; much larger than the other boys, easily agitated in class, surprisingly gentle with the magical creatures, Hufflepuff much to his disgust, will resort to violence when prompted (usually when comments are cast towards Nina Zenik by hooligan boys), and a talented Beater for the Hufflepuff Quidditch team.

How are two mortals likely to fare Under The Mountain? Kaz and Inej: Two thieves with no magic (possibly), no understanding of the world they've just been thrown into and no way out. An Acrobat and a Crime Lord, against one of the most powerful monsters alive. Only Kaz Brekker and Inej Ghafa could make this one out alive (with the help of a few unlikely alliances)... - - - There isn't enough Six Of Crows Fanfiction out there so I decided to do a crossover between my two favourites of the moment. - - - All characters belong to Sarah J. Maas or Leigh Bardugo, authors of A Court Of Thorns And Roses and Six Of Crows. - Also, please not this story is set before both books so isn't affected by the release or events in A Court Of Mist And Fury

After Crooked Kingdom the Crows have started to do different things with their lives, but what if between taking down sailors our original Crow Couple gets together, Inej and Kaz. This is about their relationship after CK. Disclaimer: I own none of these characters or places, save for a few.

Hello! This is my first story and I am open to any constructive criticism and suggestions that you guys have to offer. I'm friends with Night_ShadowedCat. This story is a work in progress and I'm doing this for feed back. I mostly have ideas that I will be piecing together to make the full story, but I have a good idea of what it will be about. Thank you for reading; it is much appreciated.