Amber Garrett, the newest BLINK agent, is forced to prove herself when her first mission involves an alien threat that could destroy all of humanity. ***** Amber Garrett can blink teleporting herself to anywhere she wants to go which means she's a natural recruit for the galaxy-spanning BLINK organisation. Fresh out of training she's sent to a colony on the edge of space where contact has been lost. The colony's silence however isn't due to an equipment malfunction and Amber quickly discovers she's the last hope the BLINK organisation has to stop a threat to the entire galaxy. It may be her first mission but she'll have to use every ounce of her talent not just to stay alive but to prevent the destruction of all of humanity. [NB. THIS IS A WATTPAD ORIGINALS STORY] [[word count: 70 000-80 000 words]]

*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

Jeder hat doch diesen Moment, an dem er vor seinem Laptop oder Handy sitzt, die Hand gegen den Kopf schlägt und hofft, dass der Autor die Grundschule nochmal wiederholt. Nehmen Sie die Nachfolgenden, mit Sarkasmus geschmückten Lächerlichkeiten mit aller Ruhe und Freude hin und begeistern Sie sich für jedes Wort der Grammatischen Fehler. [Warnung! Wir wollen keinen Autor persönlich angreifen und machen uns jeglich mit Sarkasmus über die Fehler lustig. Danke.] 23.06.2017: Platz #8 in Humor - Ihr seid super^^ 12.07.2017: Platz #7 in Humor- hier, Zitroneneis für euch alle <3