when you find a nest of termites infesting your house one night, you turn to your first and only solution.... bob duncan-the sexiest exterminator in Denver. warning : some fluffy and smut included (x reader)

What happens when Emily gets into a relationship with a clown? ~Pennywise Novel because Pennywise is daddy"

this is the story all about how my life flipped up an turned upside kachow!

「ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀɴᴅ ᴏғ ʙɪɴɢ ʙᴏɴɢ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇғᴜʟ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ɪɴ ɢᴇʀɴᴇʀᴀʟ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴀ ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴ ʙʟᴜᴇ ᴛʀᴀɪɴ ʟᴀʙᴇʟʟᴇᴅ #1 ɢᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛʀɪᴀɴɢʟᴇ. ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴇ ᴄʜᴏᴏsᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴡᴇᴇɴ sᴛɪɴɢʏ ᴏʀ ᴋᴀᴢᴏᴏ ᴋɪᴅ? ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄʜoosᴇ ɴᴏ ᴏɴᴇ? ᴏʀ ᴡɪʟʟ ʜᴇ ᴘɪᴄᴋ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʙᴏᴛʜ? 」 - ғᴇᴀᴛᴜʀᴇs ᴅᴏɴᴀʟᴅ ᴛʀᴜᴍᴘ, ᴋᴀᴢᴏᴏ ᴋɪᴅ, sᴘᴏɴɢᴇʙᴏʙ, sᴛɪɴɢʏ, ᴛʜᴏᴍᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀɴᴋ ᴇɴɢɪɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs - 【ι мean no dιѕreѕpecт тo any мeмe or perѕon мenтιoned ιn тнιѕ ѕтory 】

In a world where a smurf on steroids wants everyone to eat his fucking apples and do his fucking exercise... there is one villain which only wants one form of exercise... and he wants it with you.

Getting off the train you were expecting to be staying with your aunt for the summer but then you come to realize that summer turned to your life when your mother gave her the custody of you... Older! Lazytown teens and stuff

* this is just gonna be crazy so prepare yourselves * "it's simple; he's lonely. he needs a friend. and i'm going to be his friend." "she came along, and then i wasn't afraid of losing them; i was afraid of losing her TO them." (((just a note: to all those asking if this is a joke, it was, originally. but I wrote it in such a way that it's hard to tell whether it's a joke or not. so it's up to you!! either way, I hope you enjoy because I worked hard on this!!))) edit: why the fuck did i write this edit 2: the ONLY reason i'm leaving this story up is because other people seem to like it. but reading it now makes me want to peel my own skin off. edit 3: i wrote this in middle school. i am now in university. and the comments just keep coming. something about this just. means a lot to me, despite the fact that this is a hot pile of steaming garbage. it's cute.

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Cake.

another shipping fanfic hope yee enjoys