This is a bloody Mary/nirvana parody. Warning: you will be very scared, try to stay calm while playing the game. And...THIS ISN'T A PARODY IT'S REAL!!!

A gay twist on a Harlequin tale. CEO Pete Wentz is in trouble. After a very emotional breakup with his girlfriend (emotional on her end of course), She decided to ruin his life. By selling false stories about Pete being a homophobic asshole. But only half of that is true. The head of his marketing team decides that to totally expel the rumors, Pete should hire a guy to pose as his boyfriend. And Patrick Stump is just the man for the job. After his boyfriend of almost ten years breaks up with him, Patrick finds himself in a stump. (haha) He can't afford to live in their apartment alone and his paintings haven't been selling well. So when he gets offered a job to pretend to date someone for fifty thousand dollars, he jumps at the opportunity. But can he keep his heart out of this artificial relationship? Or will real emotions surface from this faked love?

New cover by @_Sugartae😍😍 Welcome to Relatable posts 2! The place for everyone living the sloth life- slouching and snacking away watching endless hours of TV. This book totally describes your life.

Maxx is in an abusive relationship with Austin, Cody's got a crush on Maxx, Dan's got a girlfriend, and Zach's got a secret crush. Carziger happens. WARNING: You will cry, it's not gonna be a fun time. I promise you. Trigger warnings: Physical, sexual, emotional, and verbal abuse, rape, eating disorder(s), eventual smut in, like, one chapter, (forced) drug use, possible character death, self harm, I think that's it?