It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single boy of Slytherin must not be in love with a girl of Gryffindor. So what does one Blaise Zabini do when he falls madly in love with Hermione Granger? In an attempt to finally win over the heart of the love of his life, Blaise starts writing romantic letters. Hoping Hermione might fall for him before Valentine's Day, he puts everything he has in every single sentence. But the reaction of the woman herself is quite different from what he had hoped for ...

"Y-You're a cannibal!" Apparently, as Josh has figured out, vampires and touring don't mix well. • Warning for blood and stuff Inspired heavily by the anime Vampire Knight