Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

[ EDITING NOTE: Id like to thank several people for bringing to my attention the awfully written dialog, I'm trying my hardest to get every single chapter fixed, but in doing so will take some time. Again thank you for bring it to my attention] Shaden Felicia Williams, an ordinary teen girl with an ordinary teen life. Her popularity at school is high status and all she has to worry about is making the cheer team. That is until she starts to have dreams, or a dream every night about two serial killers and her new friend, Keith. Her popularity deminishes and her life takes a turn for the worst. When shaden realizes that she loves Keith more than just a friend, and he admitts his love too her worst night mare comes true. Meanwhile after castiel and deans return from purgatory, Sam and deans relationship begins to strain. When they stumble upon a case where someone has tried to make angels they meet another hunter Greg Williams who claims that he is the adopted father of their half sister. The brothers decide to leave her alone to live a peaceful hunt free life, but being a Winchester it doesn't last long. Read about the hunts and secrets of shaden winchester as she meets her new brothers and discovers their dark pasts. ( I do not own supernatural. This takes place during season eight if you haven't watched it I suggest you catch up.)

Kayla and Lauren are your average teens who text talk and yes fangirl over the biggest boy band in the world. But they didn't know that there life would change this much. They will have a year full of memories

"You are venom. Poisonous to the tip of your tongue." The one man sent to destroy her. Made a different call for the woman who hadn't known any better. #clintasha #blackwidow #hawkeye #natasharomanoff #clintbarton

Noel Barton was once a loyal agent to S.H.I.E.L.D, an agent who had been the test subject for a new super soldier serum that went a little wrong. Now she has hands that are basically laser guns, can control technology and any metal object. You'd think she'd immediately join the Avengers, right? WRONG. When we last left her, she was on her way to Asgard with an ally of Loki's who was hell bent on taking Thor -and any of his allies- down. As she gets close to Loki and Enchantress she realises things about herself that she never thought possible -is it possible that she could be like them? Cold and heartless? But with her promise to Thor still weighing heavily in her mind, one fatal question remains: can she fix the bi-frost? ***I HIGHLY RECOMMENED READING 'METALLIC CHARMS', 'A STAR SPANGLED HEART', 'METALLIC HEARTS' AND 'NOT FOR THE LIGHT HEARTED' BEFORE READING THIS***

Alexandria Salvatore. Damon and Stefan's Little Sister. She's 15, she's beautiful, and she's of course a Salvatore. Her brothers thought she was dead and gone for good. They missed her terribly and they want her back. But, what happens when she actually does comes back? This is the story of what could have happened if the Salvatore Brothers had a sister.

(THE VAMPIRE DIARIES FANFICTION) 2079. The Year Of The Third Petrova Doppleganger. Averia Gilbert. Yes, she also happens to be a Gilbert. In this dark future, Averia knows nothing about her ancestors except for two things: Her mother had abandoned her and her family was full of supernatural creatures. After living with the assassins of the Moon for her entire life, yes she lived on the Moon, Averia has been set free to begin her life as an assassin. However, before she can begin that mission,she has been allowed one year...one year to find her family. One year. One journey. On Earth with an anoyoning face from her past, Averia discovers the incredible use of blue eye contacts and most importantly...the magnetic blue lipstick. Her one journey takes her to places she never imagined existed and shows her people who will change her life forever. You see, Vampires are immortal, never forget that... At 22... Find the truth... Once and for all.... Hopefully it doesn't destroy you....;)

Noel Barton is the adoptive sister of Agent Clint Barton, also known as Hawkeye. Her life long dream was to be like her brother, a respected S.H.I.E.L.D agent and a formidable killer. She's got the potential, all she needs is the status. But right now, she's stuck as an intern doing coffee runs for Nick Fury and Agent Hill. But that all changes when Fury sends her on a recruit mission to get Iron Man on board the Avengers Initiative. For the first time, the Avengers are being assembled to face Loki's wrath, but what happens when two of the Avengers capture Noel within their metallic charms?

During the mid 1800s, Jane was a vicious outlaw, leaving a bloody trail across the west with her Mexican-American gang The Desperados. Wanted in over thirty states, the ruthless 'Black Widow' captures the attention of none other, than Niklaus Mikaelson. Seeing Jane's skills as a much needed asset, and partially captivated by her independence and beauty, Klaus turns Jane into a vampire. After over 150 years of being Klaus's personal bounty hunter and one of the most feared vampires in the world, Jane is hoping to finally be free of the Originals and live out the rest of her existance in peace. Unfortunately, the past ends up catching up to Jane when Klaus discovers that Katarina Petrova, whom he had sent Jane after in 1864, is still alive and Jane's job isn't finished quite yet. Not every detail will be exact because things will need to change to fit my story line. The summary, I'm sure, is a bit confusing but, I promise things will be explained better in the story. Also, I'm new to this site and am still trying to figure things out, but my updates should be fairly frequent as I already have the first few chapters written.

"You and I remember Budapest very differently!" Maybe. But you know that my way was the only way that counted.