"You can't be my kid, I've got way too many responsibilities." Tony crossed his arms and stood his ground. This wasn't just an argument over chocolate milk vs strawberry milk. It was battle for dominance. "It's not like you're winning the father of the year award," his daughter glared at him, mirroring his stance. This would be a difficult battle. 🧡❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️🧡❤️ When Tony Stark's ex-girlfriend dies in an accident, a seven-year-old girl is left in his care. The problem? He has no clue how to raise a child, especially a little girl whose wardrobe is pinker than Barbie's closet. With some help of his Avengers friends like Captain America, Black Widow, Thor and more, Tony Stark is on his way to Parenthood. Polar opposites who share the same chocolate brown eyes and spitfire attitude clash head on in this feel-good novel filled with hilarious moments, sweet scenes, and heartwarming family stories that make it an instant classic. So why haven't you read it yet? ----R E V I E W S ---- "AHH CANT BREATH THIS IS TOO CUTE" -@Opal15 "This story was amazing 😀" -@Blake4560 "Best book evah!!!!!!!" -@disneydiaries "Omgoodness, this is one of the best Avenger fanfictions I've read!! 😀😀😀" -@PacificLove10 "This was the cutest f*cking story I have EVER read" -@klever_kim "WHY DO YOU DO DIS FEELS!!! Robert Downey Jr. HAS to read this book!" -@DolphinDoughnuts "I'm in love with this!! I love tony stark daughter fics and yours is superb! Seriously fantastic! Can't wait for more!" -@mrssumner 🚧🚧UNDER MAJOR RECONSTRUCTION 🚧 🚧

WARNING! Please be advised that this is not a bedtime story about sparkly fairies and pink unicorns. This book may contain graphic descriptions of poisoned apples and witches' ovens. It is not appropriate for supernatural beings under the age of 377 (excluding vampires and werewolves). DISCLAIMER: Wicked Witches Inc. and Evil Stepmother Enterprises are not responsible for any maiming, mass murder or permanent insanity resulting from the reading of this book.

Geoff and Naomi are dead, and they're depressed, but when Geoff's cat Bernie dies as well, they embark on a wild journey to find it in the underworld. ***** When Geoff dies, alongside his girlfriend Naomi, they end up sharing an apartment in the Underworld as skeletons. But after a few years, Geoff starts suffering a mid-death crisis. What's the purpose of going through the motions as a skeleton if you can't really live? Then he gets word that his cat, Bernie, just died and he can collect him and bring him home! Geoff and Naomi hurry to get Bernie only to discover that, due to a clerical error, their cat has been lost. With the hunt for Bernie giving new purpose to Geoff's un-life, he and Naomi begin a quest to get back their cat. Battling skeleton pirates, climbing the sky ladder and facing off against the villain who took Bernie, Geoff is determined to find his purpose - or die a second time trying! [[2018 Wattys Winner - The Originals]] [[word count: 30,000-40,000 words]]