Basically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D

The adventures of Xena, Emiley, and the Creepypastas. Warning: In order to understand a few things about this, you have to be reading my "Ask Dem Creepypstas". Also I'm not funny at all so this should be fun...

Midna is a very shy girl who doesn't seem to get everything in the world. She isn't an oucast nor does she get bullied, she just feel like something in the world she lives in doesn't make sense. Her father decides to allow a visitor live with him and Midna. Not knowing anything about him, Minda doesn't understand why he is here or who he is. All she know is his name is Helen and his hobby is to paint and draw. She knows he disappears at night and sleep all through the afternoon. His room is always locked; parts of his clothes are smeared with the color red. This drives Midna insane with questions she wishes to ask him. But when she finds the answers, she wishes she would stay in her curious world. Cover Art By: Quizzer_Riddler ***Editing when finished*** DO NOT STEAL ANY IDEAS WITHOUT PERMISSION

When Jeff breaks into Livia's home, there is only one thing she can think of. Oh my god, it's Jeff the freaking Killer, in her house! The daranged CreepyPasta addict just can't seem to drive herself away.

Felice Fiore Grande always had rotten luck. She never knew her biological parents, she was always stuck in the abusive or just down right creepy foster houses. And to top it off she has a strange ability to NOT die. No matter what injury is the cause of her death she always wakes up, again. Just because she can't die doesn't mean she can't feel pain, in fact every waking moment she's alive she feels nothing but pain, and as the number of times she dies increases so does the pain. So you can bet she tries to avoid getting killed at all times. One particular night, however, a group of boys 'murders' her and dumps her off in a forest. Of course she wakes up as she always does, only to have a particular psychopathic clown to stumble upon her, and take an interest in her gift, resulting in her getting stalked EVERYWHERE she goes. So her avoidance of death plan is pretty much down the drain.

*FIRST BOOK IN THE Dear My Sanity SERIES* "Look at your hands. Their blood is on your hands." Jamie stares at her blood covered hands. She clenches her jaw, a muffled scream coming from her. I let her scream but I look around, knowing the police would come soon. If she wants to avoid being caught, she needs to get over her little crisis already. "Get up," I say quickly, going over and grabbing onto her arm to pull her up. "Come on, the police will be coming soon. You're not going to jail." She struggles against me, screaming, "No! You're going to kill me if I go with you." "This all can be erased," I insisted. The wailing of sirens tells me I need to convince her quickly. Jamie pauses, thinking hard. "Fine," she says. "Let's go then." I say no more as I run. She picks up my pace and follows me as I lead her away from her first murders and into her new life. I think it's one she'll fit well into.