in a world where your moods are visible above your head, displayed through pictures and icons, it's impossible to hide your true feelings. however dan howell seems to be lacking this. labelled as an emotionless freak, dan is outcasted because his moods are never visible. that is, until an endlessly happy boy named phil wonders why.

Dan realized that becoming a successful lawyer requires a lot of work and he's not up for that. He decides to drop out of uni and finds out how to make money easier and faster, he'll have sugar daddies! 2 years go by and he's been successful in the sugar daddy business. Dan is filthy rich plus he has so many items. One day he decides to take a break and goes to a gay bar. There he sees the most beautiful man he's ever seen, Phil. Phil takes him home (Phil is very wealthy) and they have sex, after that they want to get to know each other. Dan experiences something he never has before, love. Eventually Phil finds out about Dan's previous sugar daddies and there is conflict, he thinks Dan is using him. Dan does all he can to win Phil back and show him he's different now! Find out what happens!;)

the air smells like the promise of tomorrow and nothing has ever smelled more terrifying

*'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.

This is the completely rewritten second edition of Unbecoming Humans. It's bigger, it's gayer, it's everything the first edition deserved to be. Please note that this rewrite is currently in progress. The end of the current rewritten chapters will be marked. With civilization on the brink of collapse, Aria's parents built Eden to be the cradle of the next evolution of humanity, but survival at Eden is far from guaranteed. Aria has been little more than a puppet in her parents' games of genetic experimentation and control over the next iteration of humanity for almost as long as she can remember. When Aria meets Nima, the latest in a long line of victims lured to Eden by the promise of safety, a spark rekindles her cold heart. Aria can't sit idly by while Nima becomes her parents' next prey. The two must find a way to survive Eden's deadly experiments, or risk the greatest love they've ever known.

Phan AU In 1541, homosexuality was a crime punishable by death. For Daniel and his lover, it was a risk they were willing to take. However, when a witch by the name of Agnes whom is in love with Daniel catches them, she has the police arrest and hang them. She curses them, as well, to never meet again in their future reincarnations. But Daniel meets another witch in prison, one that blesses him to remember his past lives so he can find his lover again. The year is 2015, and Dan finds his love with the new name of Phil. While attempting to win him over, Agnes returns and means to bring Hell upon the men. Secrets are revealed, hearts are broken. Dan hopes that he might be happy will Phil for once, but will he? (Cover art by myself and yourinternetconnection on tumblr)

The United Kingdom isn't so united anymore. Rebellions nobody can even remember the cause of, cause panic throughout what's left of Great Britain. The Government have one too many secrets and Dan Howell is about to know them all. Of course, it isn't his fault his dad's an egotistical liar and his mum's a sociopath. And it definitely is not his fault he was captured by the Rebels. However, it was completely his fault when a super-advanced highly dangerous humanoid species begins slowly taking over. Oops? Just for clarification: this is a Phan (Danisnotonfire x AmazingPhil) fic! Disclaimer: I don't own any of these people because that would be slavery and slavery is illegal, also I'm not that rich. None of the events in this story actually happened (duh) and Phan is (apparently) not real. Enjoy!

"My beautiful Puppet Boy and my beautiful Puppet Girl." A teenage boy and girl find themselves trapped in the lair of a crazy man obsessed with human puppetry. __________________ #1 in horror - 12/6/15 [featured - 12/30/15] IMPORTANT NOTICE - if you're reading this story on a site that is not www.wattpad.com then you could be at risk of a malware attack. Furthermore, please go to this link: www.wattpad.com/user/z0mbies, and report to me where you are reading this story. Thank you. WARNING: This story contains distressing material. Reader discretion advised. The characters in this book are fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

WARNING (mentions self harm, attempted suicide, etc.) also Cursing. I was inspired by Alex_Dawson's story "Transgender" and "Call me Dan" so credits to them :) I've actually have been wanting to make a story like this for a while. So here we are! I know my writing skills aren't the best, but I hope you enjoy the story anyway C: Ps. I am aware that ACE bandages are not safe to use and people have passed out and it even has put people in hospitals. But Dan is kinda new at this and doesn't know all this stuff.. I am transgender myself, I don't use ace bandages bc I know they are harmful, I use sports bras until I can finally get a binder.

Book 2 of the Unbecoming Humans Series. Humanity is teetering on the brink of extinction. The fate of the species, and that which was bred to succeed it, remains uncertain. Highest ranking: #25 in Science Fiction