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Funny Texts by carlossuxx
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Ever had a moment, where you were texting and you or you're friend made an autocorrect mistake, or just said something really funny? Well Then You Must Like To Laugh!!! Funny Texts is A Collection of , well uh, it's in the name. But Read This Book If You Want To Laugh!!! WARNING ⚠: THIS BOOK IS VERY HILARIOUS! ENTER @ YOUR OWN RISK
Mystica  by Carousel-Fare-Horse
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Didn't your parents ever teach you to never follow the sound of the most beautiful things? Did they not teach you the dangers of risking your life to see the source of beauty? Have they never told you what demons could be hiding in wait for your pure little soul?
Funny Harry Potter Memes by vexxatiouss
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Some funny Harry Potter memes. I don't take credit for this. I'm redoing it as my other book kinda failed.
Ten Reasons Not To Die by RiceLover
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"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."
Harry Potter Quotes by --Harry-Potter--
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Whether its philosophy, history or simply funny... Harry Potter has the greatest quotes. One word can mean so many things and can symbolise someone's whole life. A quote is word a whole life...
The Peanut Butter Banana Ratio (COMPLETED) by DAVEFRANC0
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Even if she failed at life, at least she knew the perfect peanut butter to banana ratio. --- Awesome sauce cover by @JustCallMePicklez
Mad As A Hatter (Completed 2015) [WATTY AWARD WINNER *Featured Story*] by 3pointt14
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Madness can only be written in blood. //#1 in Horror, #1 in Action, #34 in Humour and WATTY AWARD WINNER: One of the Most Addictive Stories of 2014 and Featured Story//A Horror Comedy by 8tracks// You can't spell 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'. An adventure in which she takes great pleasure in seeing a whole lot of blood. CAUTION: Contains sick humour and terrifying insanity. Thus, no lighthearted readers allowed. // Are you ready? Because "some say to survive, you have to be Mad As A Hatter." Cover by @xHeyItsAnnax amazing trailer by @carpe-di3m
Jokes and Funny Texts!! Oreos by PepsiorCoke
PepsiorCoke
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Haahaahahahahaha. Laugh
The Quest for Narnia: The Hidden Queen (Under Construction) by madness124
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What if the prophecy included another child? What if that child was a teenage girl, but a hero none the less? This is the story of Madeline Johnson, the hidden queen of Narnia. (Under Construction and Severe Revision) Cover made by @jisokme ~ Thank you for the awesome work!!!!
the prophecy by flareon154
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when two forces unite, when the dark lord has been killed a new era of time shall unite the forces within Harry Potter and Percy jackson have been living peacefully, well, as peacefull as their lives could get, but will a new prophecy awaken the truth and unite demigods and magicians? credit to andythelemon 4 cover