"They say distance makes the heart grow stronger, but I hope it makes yours grow wiser."

"Why are you looking at me like you know who I am?" [Sequel to "Lust"]

"I'm straight! It's just that gay porn pays better."

"If this is what hell feels like, then I'm not afraid to die."

"I don't want a soulmate anymore."

"You killed me, so now I'm here to haunt you - bitch."