"i'm your toilet fairy, and i will grant you any toilet-ty wish!"

i'm sorry, for hurting you. i love you, even if you don't. forgive me, for being a monster.

you're my spring, summer, autumn and winter.

"even if something were really to happen to us, we'll always be together like we've always been, so just lean on me."

i miss you.

just me & my trashy ideas

in which whenever she pops a gum, he shoots someone collab story by @trashjar and @-defenestration

"hey so my wi-fi kinda broke down and i was wondering if i could use your wi-fi? if yes, what's your wi-fi password?" in which a girl who tries to figure out her neighbour's wi-fi password.

"you certainly do make me feel pretty." (TRIGGER WARNING - eating disorder, self-harm.)

in which a girl who takes care of her seven precious talking plants every day. highest : #92 in humor omg