"hey i'm phil and whoever didn't show up, is a dick," ; copyright © 2016

A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is definitely not one to go around looking for trouble. With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of sex alone is enough to terrify him. So it's no wonder that when Dan Howell, a boy who embraces the life of parties and rebellious acts, shows up to join the church program, Phil starts having trouble keeping himself sane as he tries to teach Dan the path to God. But, religion isn't the thing on Dans mind and he seems to find himself a new toy to play with. [warning: this does contain violence and mature content (as shown) and there's a lot on the topic of homosexuality and negative views towards it from characters in the story. Please read on with care <3]

where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5

Dan Howell has made many mistakes in life, the first of which was being born to Aphrodite (or maybe just being born at all, in his uncle's opinion). It's never made much sense that he was the son of the goddess of love, seeing as he didn't even believe in it. Still, maybe there's time for his mind to be changed when he finds himself going on a quest to retrieve his mother's "Cupid's bow" with Phil Lester, son of Ares. (thanks to @xSillyTilly for betaing and for making this cover!!)

Dan, a librarian, can't seem to stop staring at Phil - the cute bookworm reading every day at his library. When he tries to talk to him, and becomes closer with him, he learns all his dark secrets about being beaten and harassed by a gang of bullies. What happens when Dan intervenes, and tries to save Phil from a life of fear and solitude? Rated: T+ (swearing and derogatory language/graphic situations/physical and verbal abuse/mentions of suicide)

in which phil wants to sell some cds and gets chatting to a willing buyer. i'm aware that a thousand message based phanfictions exist already but i wanted to try my hand at writing one. the cover was made by the amazing @hovvell !

"I'm hearing things Phil." "Like what?" "Like...." I paused realizing I shouldn't say it. "Like, nothing never mind." "Tell me coward!" He pushed me off my bed, kept me down with his hands, he sat on my hips, inches from my face he said, "Have you been hearing that I'm an excellent kisser? Because that's true."

"This is going to cost you, you know." "I'm dominant, you love me." In which Phil falls for his new neighbor who ends up to be a stripper. Stripper!dan Warnings: smut, drugs, and well stripper stuff

Mamihlapinatapa (n.) a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they both desire but which neither wants to begin.