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  • A book without a name [Phan]
    8.6K 387 10

    Dan likes to draw his crush. What happens if his crush finds his drawing book? What happens if his crush slowly falls in love with the person who made the book without knowing who it is? This is my First Phanfic. Please tell me if I make mistakes. Punk!Phil Pastel!Dan. Quick warning ⚠️ this book is kinda old and suck...

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  • stranger things//phan
    48.2K 3K 3

    "hey i'm phil and whoever didn't show up, is a dick," ; copyright © 2016

  • ANTICHRIST | phan ✔️
    153K 6.9K 74

    "gay and psychotic; we're enough to make god cry." in which a boy with a face like an angel and dreams like the devil meets satan in black denim who chainsmokes and hates the world completed!

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  • Take me to church (Book 1)
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    A boy raised around religion and the discounts for sin, Phil Lester is definitely not one to go around looking for trouble. With his father being the vicar of their local church, Phil has a lot to live up to and has to keep his reputation high if he's to be accepted. He doesn't do parties or drinking; the thought of...

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  • radio
    626K 41.1K 40

    where dan is a struggling music artist and phil is a cocky, successful and a sexually frustrated producer ; copyright © 2016 ; highest ranking #5

  • All is Fair
    38.1K 2.6K 12

    Dan Howell has made many mistakes in life, the first of which was being born to Aphrodite (or maybe just being born at all, in his uncle's opinion). It's never made much sense that he was the son of the goddess of love, seeing as he didn't even believe in it. Still, maybe there's time for his mind to be changed when h...

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  • Boy From the Library - Phan
    55K 3.4K 12

    Dan, a librarian, can't seem to stop staring at Phil - the cute bookworm reading every day at his library. When he tries to talk to him, and becomes closer with him, he learns all his dark secrets about being beaten and harassed by a gang of bullies. What happens when Dan intervenes, and tries to save Phil from a life...

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  • falling stars//phan au
    272K 19.5K 87

    in which phil wants to sell some cds and gets chatting to a willing buyer. i'm aware that a thousand message based phanfictions exist already but i wanted to try my hand at writing one. the cover was made by the amazing @hovvell !

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  • I'm hearing things // phan
    97.4K 2.7K 29

    "I'm hearing things Phil." "Like what?" "Like...." I paused realizing I shouldn't say it. "Like, nothing never mind." "Tell me coward!" He pushed me off my bed, kept me down with his hands, he sat on my hips, inches from my face he said, "Have you been hearing that I'm an excellent kisser? Because that's true."

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  • dominant||phan[book 1]
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    "This is going to cost you, you know." "I'm dominant, you love me." In which Phil falls for his new neighbor who ends up to be a stripper. Stripper!dan Warnings: smut, drugs, and well stripper stuff

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  • Dearest » phan
    46.2K 1.8K 47

    Mamihlapinatapa (n.) a look shared by two people, each wishing that the other would initiate something that they both desire but which neither wants to begin.

  • Speak up already - Phan
    3.7M 163K 79

    Phil doesn't talks. Well, not anymore. The last time he said something, was when he didn't hate himself. And that was a long time ago. But now, everything is different. He must struggle with depression, whilst new boy Dan Howell desperately attempts to win him over. [Warning: this could be triggering at some points]

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  • Kisses Cost Extra | Phan
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    Phil didn't see the need for a lover, he had a hand go take care of most of his needs. It was his family who seemed to care so much about Phil finding a partner, whether it was a girl or a boy. It got to the point where Phil put up an ad on Craigslist. An ad that would lead him no where but straight to a man really in...

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  • showbiz // phan
    56K 3.5K 14

    the one where the owner of a fashion boutique falls for a struggling actor with a notorious side job. // completed 10|03|17 // hughest ranking; #1 in #phanfiction // tw; none

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  • Choice ~ Phan
    162K 10.3K 78

    "Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." The preachers words rang throughout the church and a series of "Amens!" chorused from the crowd. Dan looked down at his own bible, highlighting the words with a blue sharpie. "A man, who favors another man, is a sinner! For by c...

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  • paper thin (phan)
    1M 54K 24

    *'BEST PHANFICTION' WINNER (FANFICTION AWARDS 2018)* Daniel has anxiety and crumples paper to calm himself down. Phil has ADHD and diminishes hearts to bring himself up.

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  • Speak [ phan ]
    1.7M 99K 32

    " we're friends right? well, you can't really tell me otherwise anyway, which is probably why we're friends. " Or the story of an overenthusiastic boy called Phil, who has trouble shutting up, and a reluctantly mute boy called Dan, who's life is falling apart, and how they both come to realise that sometimes - actions...

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  • A Wizard's Misgivings
    88.3K 4.8K 18

    Dan Howell's entire family has been in Slytherin, and there's no doubt he'd supposed to end up there too. Phil Lester does't exactly know what to do when he finds himself liking boys, so he's usually just horrendously mean to them. Oh, and they happen to get cursed and can't touch! (An enemies to lovers fic!) creds to...

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  • Burn and Bloom - Phan
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    Phil's been hiding the fact that he's an Earthbender for ten years, ever since it's been considered illegal when the Fire Nation invaded. And, of course, the only solution to a random Fire Nation soldier seeing him earthbending is to kidnap him, right? creds to @xSillyTilly for the awesome cover! (ominousdan.tumblr.co...

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  • Phan Oneshots
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    I decided to take some of my stories off of my tumblr (originally phansdick, now botanistlester) and compile them on here for you lovely people to read! So here is my collection of oneshots that I have written <3 Enjoy

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  • Up All Night // phan
    791K 42.1K 21

    Dan Howell is an insomniac....who's scared of the dark. Only a little bit. One late night (or early morning), he decides to venture out and explore London at its quietest. He meets Phil Lester at an all-night coffee shop, and the two quickly become friends. As the friendship continues to grow, Dan has to begin facing...

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  • The Most Beautiful Forbidden Fruit (Phan)
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    "Never fall in love with a human, for it is the worst fate to fall upon a witch." In a world where witches and humans live side-by-side, a war breaks out after the two species procreate, producing bloodthirsty children. As a result, the government puts laws into place: Witches and humans must never fall in love or bea...

  • Intriguing (phan)
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    'don't do that. don't act like you care. i might do something stupid, like open up to you.' {or the one where phil has a photographic memory and dan is telekinetic} STARTED - 11/12/16 COMPLETED - 16/02/17

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  • Pick Up +phan+
    243K 15.8K 54

    Where Phil tries random pick up lines on Dan, his best friend.

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  • Outcast ✧ Phan
    1.2M 60.2K 23

    Dan Howell has telekinesis - a power just like out of a comic book. Yet instead of protecting the universe as a brave superhero, he hides. He hides his power and himself, fearing nothing more than getting attached to somebody and dragging them down. Of course, Phil Lester, the new kid in school, just had to come waltz...

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  • The Delinquent // Phan AU
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    They say delinquents are harsh, unforgivable. Devilish and careless. And you'd be right, especially when it comes to Dan Howell. The entire school live in fear of this Year 11 student, who can seemingly do whatever he wants because he's just that dangerous. However, there is that one person who doesn't cower to the si...

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  • " THE QUIET " ! PHAN
    458K 18.8K 170

    [ SEQUEL TO NUDES ] ANYTHING HURTS LESS THAN THE QUIET ;;; IN WHICH DAN AND PHIL HAVENT TALKED IN AWHILE [STARTED ; JAN. 23, 2017] [ENDED ; OCT. 1, 2017 ]

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  • psychosis ; phan [sequel to drop dead]
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    "you miss it; the bone-chilling thrill from the narrow escapism of outsmarting cops and the head-spinning adrenaline rush of hiding out in hotel room after hotel room. the blood-rushing high of pulling the trigger on your victim, just to go and do it all over again the next day. but you don't just miss it, you desire...

  • blurry face - phan
    2.3M 152K 46

    " my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, unti...

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  • How A Werewolf Met A Neko [PHAN AU]
    326 12 1

    Dan is a werewolf. In Mythador, there werewolves and Nekos. Phil Lester, A Neko, is best friends with Dan. But they both want more.