stitching storms into lovers' thighs (poetry #1 / prose #1 - 061120) © VANGOHS, 2017

darling dearest

❝ what's the matter - afraid of Temptation? ❞ a book alternating between two povs ❍ short story © AP0LL0S, 2018

"Hello, we are here to advise you on all your questions, concerns, and problems related to relationships. How may I assist you today?" "I think my girlfriend is cheating on me." Everything started with this simple line.

a story written by humanity.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

─ some trashy covers :) ─ tutorials in the back ─ 2018 graphic watty winner: dark covers ─ 2018 graphic watty winner: people's choice light cover designer ─ 2016 graphic watty winner: minimalistic covers [ cover by the extremely talented @fartette]

❝In which two people call up a helpline in order to find someone just as broken as they are. ❞ "Does...does it bother you that my dad's in prison for murder?" "Well, judging by the fact that I moved away from America to get away from the memory of a gun crime, I would say yes, Elliot, that bothers me quite a lot." "I...I...gun crime?" "Yes, Elliot. You are currently speaking to a survivor of one of America's many school shootings."

[Highest Rank: #29 in Adventure!] An original vote your own adventure! Readers can decide the route the child goes on by voting on the provided options at specified points. Vote, and watch how it plays out! Level of change based on decision will be included with each decision. List of importance is here: ○○○○ Not Important to Plot ●○○○ Not Really Important ●●○○ Important ●●●○ Very Important ●●●● Utmost Importance

whoop whoop here we go again