A quick one shot of EquiusXKarkat. This is for @iggys_tea who won a contest I had on Instagram. The prize he chose was a one shot of his choice, so here it is! NSFW. Also, I pulled a quote from my sisters One Shots book. She said I can use it in here since Equius is here. So yeah, if you recognize it, it's hers. @Acidpandalovesmcr Homestuck©Andrew Hussie I do not own the cover art or the characters used in this fanfic.

Super villains always get the horrible label of being evil and having no heart or really no soul in order to do what they're doing. But Karkat is different. Being The Red Baron is fun for him but his reasons for being the Red Baron aren't exactly his.

John told Karkat to let it go, but he couldn't.

Gamzee finally snaps, hunting and killing everyone on the meteor. (This is an AU where none of the trolls died and all twelve are on the meteor with the humans. This is a **really** long fic, and i have a suggestion. While reading this amazing fic i have created, i suggest listening to these following songs. Krazy Killer Klowns from outer space, Dirty Night Clowns, Little Clown, and RIP Everyone. Happy Halloween and happy reading!!)

Karkat Vantas never really expected to become any one's matesprit, especially not Equius'.

Karkat and Gamzee re-establish their former moirailgence and Karkat helps and protects Gamzee from the other's rash descions and conclusion jumping.

Karkat walks through the bubbles and what does he see? Why a dead version of himself and Tavros snogging up a storm of course. ((cover credit goes to tavekathell on tumblr!!! I will thank them eternally for drawing this for me uwu ))

This was a valentines gift for an old friend. Just came back to make some quick edits, enjoy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Eridan and Sollux weren't perfect matesprits. Hell they weren't perfect kismesis'. But they were happy and that's all that mattered to them.

This is a johnkat request from @lexibird210, enjoy! Was there ever really a point in time where Karkat denied his feelings about John? No. Was there ever a point in time where Karkat realized his feelings about John were something different than what he first thought? Oh yeah. Definitely.

John stays on the meteor instead of Dave, and it is boring. Everyone except the one person he wants to talk to talks to him. He just needs some way to get the nubby-horned troll he desires to talk to him, and when he does get that he wonders if maybe he wants more than to just talk to Karkat.