BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC by WhatMurdah "In my humble opinion there's only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic." And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three. When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt's controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other-their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press. Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione's attention and pines for a real marriage with her-even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco's blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body. (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson's career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione's Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco's right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.) NOTE: this is not my work i just know people like reading it here better than ao3

Wir sind der (geheime) Club der langweiligen Mädchen. Langweilig steht dabei für L ebensnotwendiger Club A ngeblich unscheinbarer N erd'iger (wir gebens zu) G utaussehender W ortgewandter E inzigartiger I ntensiver L eicht verrückter I ntelligenter G utherziger Mädchen! ....was habt ihr denn gedacht? Der Club hat nur wenige Regeln, doch diese sind unantastbar. 1. Du bist wundervoll und mehr als nur in Ordnung. 2. Lass dir nichts anderes einreden. 3. Erzähle niemanden von dem Club. Der Club ist streng geheim. 4. Und ach ja, keine männlichen Wesen erlaubt (nicht mal, wenn es sich um so nette wie dem Geist von Lord X handelt) Ich weiß schon. Drei Regeln wären auf eine wir-konzentrieren-uns-aufs-Wesentliche -Art und Weise viel besser gewesen. Standardmäßig sind es immer drei Regeln, egal ob in Büchern oder Filmen. Wieso haben wir dann vier? Um ehrlich zu sein, konnten wir uns nicht auf drei einigen. Außerdem stehen wir nicht so auf Mainstreamzeug. Was geht euch das überhaupt an? Also Klappe halten und zuhören. PS: Nur gut, dass Ihr nur in meinem Kopf seid, sonst würde ich mich echt über euch ärgern. T. --------------------------- Wer bist du, wenn du dir keine Stempel aufdrücken lässt? Erscheint wöchentlich, jeweils Sonntags.

(COMPLETED | UNDER EDITING) Fresh out of college, Veronica Odair is hired as a forensic scientist at the infamous B.E.A.R. Laboratories. She is put to work on the classified Tekula Project, but certain events lead her to question her job. What is so dangerous about Level 5? Why do her tests come back increasingly strange? What secrets are B.E.A.R. Laboratories hiding? Veronica plans to find out. ▪▪▪ Brown eyes, nearly obscured by rich locks of dark hair, stare into my light green ones with an intensity which nearly causes my knees to wobble. I can hear nothing but the thudding of my heart beating wildly in my chest, the sounds of the sirens turning into white noise at the back of my mind. I back up until my spine connects with the elevator doors. I shiver as my bare arms come in contact with the cool metal. "Someone help me, please," I beg. The man stalks closer still. His eyes are fixed solely on me, unmoving, intense. His fists are clutched tightly against his sides, as though restraining himself in some way. Restraining himself from what, I don't want to know. The man stops only an arm's length away from me. I stare up at him with wide eyes, my lips parted in fear. I stand frozen, unable to move. I shut my eyes, turning my head away. Laboured breathing, the touch of fingertips on my bare shoulder, breath on my lips. A heavy, deep inhale. Slow exhale. A forehead against mine, shaky hands cupping the back of my neck, fingertips sliding into my red locks. My eyes open to meet the warmest pair of honey eyes. Cover by AnnaCharles16 #4 in ROMANCE? THE HECK? #2 in Werewolf #1 in Young Adult #1 in Lycanthrope ~ ~ ~ Subscribe to TheAllieL Patreon for exclusive stories and content not featured on Wattpad and to support future works and book publishing! - Free Subscriber Tier - Allie's Library - Tier 1 - $2/month - Allie's Journal - Tier 2 - $5/month Subscribe here: Patreon.com/TheAllieL

Stell dir vor: Dein Leben ist einfach nur perfekt. Alles verlief genau so, wie du es immer wolltest. Doch dann findest du heraus, dass dein Nachbar ein kranker Psychopath ist und noch dazu der Anführer einer der grössten Strassengangs des Landes. Würdest du ihn bei der Polizei melden und als Kronzeugin gegen ihn aussagen? Denn genau das habe ich getan und was hab ich jetzt davon? Ein Dutzend Morddrohungen und einen Anschlag auf mein Leben. Aber viel wichtiger ist, was macht die Polizei, um mich zu schützen? Genau sie steckt mich ins Zeugenschutzprogramm. Und das war erst der Anfang von meinem komplett neuen Leben. ----- Textausschnitt ----- „Sagen wirs mal so: Wir mussten eure Identitäten irgendwie miteinander verbinden, damit wir die Kosten ein wenig reduzieren konnten. Am besten siehst du es dir einfach selbst an." Sagt er und ich nehme die Akte vorsichtig als wäre sie aus Glas entgegen, um endlich zu erfahren, was das zu alles zu bedeuten hat. Langsam, fast schon ängstlich, öffne ich sie und beginne zu lesen. "Name: Kaitlyn Jones-Winston" Das ist ja nichts Neues und auch mein Geburtsdatum ist zum Glück noch das Selbe, aber was als nächstes kommt, verschlägt mir den Atem. "Beziehungsstatus: Verheiratet" Steht dort schwarz auf weiss. Ich blinzle ein paar Mal und lese die letzte Zeile noch einmal. „Moment... eure Sparmassnahme besteht darin, mich mit einem Wildfremden zu verheiraten?" Frage ich Ian ungläubisch. Er lächelt mich schief an und nickt zögerlich. #55 in Jugendliteratur ❤️ #7 in Chicklit ❤️ Cover by aalenav

New YA series set in the Wild West… After her family is slaughtered by outlaws, sixteen-year-old Grace Milton goes on a vendetta to capture the gang who did it. When she discovers the corrupt sheriff is being bribed by the gang who killed her family, Grace hunts down the killers on her own. But can she survive the harsh desert, wild animals, rogue lawmen, and dangerous criminals? The story will be serialized to completion. See The Fruitcake Magazine for their review (under Brutally Honest Book Reviews: http://www.wattpad.com/63003798-the-fruitcake-magazine-august-issue-brutally Here's an excerpt from the review: "“What drew me in was its cover; it’s beautiful, mysterious and quite promising...The beginning is captivating and immediately shows what kind of character Grace is….I don’t want to give any spoilers, but it’s the most tragic start to an amazing story.”

[A WATTPAD FEATURED STORY/highest ranking: #30 Mystery/Thriller] For fans of PRETTY LITTLE LIARS and HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER! Everyone knows that losing friends is a natural part of the high school experience. Yet, what happens when a friend doesn't intentionally "go ghost" but is abruptly taken away? Kameron, Grayson, Mikey, Yasmin, and Jenna have been thick as thieves from childhood. Rightfully so-they make up the American minority in the German twin city of Arabella Park. When one of the five suddenly turns up missing, the remaining friends must find a way to bring her back while keeping up the facade of leading ordinary small-town lives. As they search for their missing friend, they discover things about themselves and one another that will catapult them into an explosive climax and the ultimate revelation of who done it. A multi-faceted mystery, Arabella Park brings to life what it means to endure the most frightful, profound time of one's life-the teenage years-while being stretched to the limits of what it means to be an adult, even a hero.

"There's this whole school of delinquents here and yet you still manage to piss me off the most." "I like you too, you idiot." SECOND BOOK IN THE WICKED SERIES

"I think it was fates way to show the world that the most precious things in the world are just out of reach." When Chris saved Maddy and her father from being attacked a friendship struck between the pair but as they travel the journey of getting over the ordeal of that night they begin to fall in love no matter how much Chris tried to deny it. Join Chris on his road to self discovery as his friends meddle, his family intervene and as he falls madly in love with a girl he can't have. *WARNING* this story contains scenes that will make you cry laugh and may make you want to tell everyone you love them "This is so good" 'So cute OMG" *DISCLAIMER- This story is unedited*

What would you do if your apartment is haunted by a smoldering hot ghost, who is planning to make your life a living hell if you don't move out? RUN! But Grace Summers is determined not to. Possibly because she's broke and her only choice lies in living in her father's apartment. In one night everything changes for Grace. Her boyfriend cheats on her with her best friend and not only that, she discovers herself being haunted by a devilishly handsome delinquent ghost. (As if getting cheated on wasn't enough!) Unfortunately, putting up with an arrogant entity isn't her only problem. A/N: This book isn't meant to scare you but I can't make any promises that you won't be smitten by a ghost. Highest rating: #1 in Paranormal, #13 in Romance Cover by: @Deadrot Trailer by: @marquietta (Previously known as: "Living With The Troublemaker's Ghost")

Boy meets magic. Boy meets death.