FrUK vs PrUK vs SpUK

Hetalia France X England. This will be fun (has some French in this, so have a translator you can trust ready if you don't speak and really want to know. But you don't need to know French to enjoy story because it's just France speaking to some people who aren't England. So they don't matter. At all. In the fourth part I will have translations) WARNING! Frank didn't feel like writing smut so it has only a little :P it's a short story with only three parts. Frank and Ricky are both the Author-Sama and love all of you! Frank has horrible French speaking skills, so if you speak the beautiful language of French better than he does, and he has something wrong. Please correct him. (He only used google translate a few times, but other than that he's an okay speaker) Frank: I try. At least that counts... But do correct me if anything is amiss...