not mine!!!!!!! creds go to SoloChaos on archive of our own just another copy of the forest fic make sure you have tissues

Tara Gilesbie is failing her English class. No, she's not one of those honors kids who claim that they're failing when they really have a B. She has a literal F on her report card for English. So when she's asked to write a short story to bring up her grade, she does the only sane thing that a girl like her could do. It can't be that hard to resurrect Oscar Wilde and get him to write her story, right? But there's something a little bit...different about her teacher's favorite author. He can't spell or use grammar properly, so Tara gets Edgar Allan Poe to be his beta reader. The two of them have epic plans to write a "gothic reinterpretation of Harry Potter," but will it work out, or will the whole project crash and burn? A short tale about the origins of the world's worst fanfiction: the infamous "My Immortal." Special thanks to @RadioSpirit for making the cover! If you want to check out the original My Immortal, @gayonetta reposted it on Wattpad.

My Immortal: widely regarded as the worst piece of fanfiction ever written, EVER! But we here at StorySins weren't happy with that assumption, and so we decided to test it! Here are the results. No spelling mistake goes unpunished. No assault to the reader's basic human decency goes un-snarked at. So come on and join Harry Potter, Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way, Professor Snap [sic] and all your old favorites for EVERYTHING Wrong With My Immortal.

[COMPLETED] (and the writing in the beginning sucks. i might edit it but for now just know it gets at least slightly better over time) Oh, that's it! Gazzy, I thought you were on my side!" I huffed. "I'm easily persuaded," he said with a shrug that turned into a laugh as I took off after them. By the time Max and Fang arrived back at camp with six dead lizards in tow, we were all on the ground covered with a layer of sand and dust, out of breath but still laughing. "Oh jeez," Max said, but even Fang couldn't help but crack a smile. No matter what Itex might do to us, we would go through it together. ****************** My name is Sage Riale and I have wings. After being found out, I try to find the others like me - bird/human hybrids, that is - and a whole lot else in between. Either way, my life went to as normal as a girl with wing's life can get, to full of adventure, fighting, and loyalty. Plus the occasional, but not always normal, drama of a teenage bird girl. ****************** IMPORTANT NOTE: This is a fan fiction for The Maximum Ride series by James Patterson. I only own some of the characters. OTHER IMPORTANT NOTE: If you haven't read the Maximum Ride series you can still read this story, you will find out the plot for the series along the way. ******************

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

❝Hello, this is the Starb-❞ ❝HEEELP ME!! PLEASE! THERE'S A MURDERER IN MY HOUSE!❞ ❝OH SHIT, SHIT, SHIT!! WHAT DO I DO?! THIS IS STARBUCKS, NOT FREAKING 911. WAIT, HOLD ON. TRY TO KEEP YOURSELF ALIVE, I'LL CALL 911!! STAY CALM. IT'S GOING TO BE O- ❞ ❝Wait...did you just say Starbucks?❞ ❝Um...yeah?❞ ❝They have a hotline?❞ ---- fun conversations between two Potterheads over the Starbucks hotline. [highest rank: #6 in short story] [highest rank: #2 in short story 5/6/17]

This novella takes place after The Angel Experiment. This is about the bird girl Maximum Ride saved after raiding the sewers of New York. Author's Note: If there are any details that do not match up with The Angel Experiment, please let me know.

It is some people's dream to meet Tim Burton, famous movie director. For one seventh grade girl, it's almost a nightmare. And it doesn't help when Tim's characters decide that the fourth wall isn't that important.

The worst part in being the demon of a person, is that he needs to think about you in order for you to survive. You feed on his fear. And if he doesn't fear, you are nothing but a blurry face. UPDATED ONCE A WEEK: EVERY SUNDAY AT 2PM EST.