"The faster your heart beats, the closer you are to your soulmate." My heart never beat very fast. I guess my soulmate lives somewhere far away.. Maybe doesn't even speak my language. Actually, my life changed right after I thought about this. Because suddenly.. My heart beat. Beat very fast. None of the pictures belong to me, nor does south park. This is boyxboy, if you don't like that, leave. The boys in this fanfiction are not in elementary like in the original south park series, but rather in highschool.

I honestly don't know why I'm making this. I just got the idea for a story and decided to make it before the fandom died. Anyway, in this story, you are a new teacher. An English teacher to be exact. The principal thought it would be good to have another subject at the school, so he hired you. That's all I'll say for the time. (I do not own any of the photos used in this book)

Hanahaki Disease AU: Tom doesn't try. He doesn't want to. This is because no matter what he does, he knows he'll always end up in last place. It's no big deal, it's not like anything he does is a life or death situation. But it kind of is. This story is brought you to by: Flowers in lungs, a ginger wingman with a story, and a whole lot of trying and giving up. "Forget everything and just look him in the eyes and tell him he has a good sense of smell." [Cover art by: ME! (*'ω')]

(Sequel to Our Differences) book is currently on hiatus until a separate series is completed! What happens when Tom finally wakes up, but can't quite recall his relations with Tord?

After Tord was reunited with his giant robot he thought that he'd be able to take over the world, he believed he wouldn't regret his decisions. Oh how he was wrong, whenever he thought about his previous actions he felt like he was being stabbed with multiple knives and the guilt he felt afterwards was unbearable. He had almost killed his friends, friends that had trusted him and took him in almost immediately when he decided to suddenly move back in...and what did he do? He betrayed them, he destroyed their home and most importantly, he destroyed their friendship... A year has past since then and while Edd and the others may be doing well, Tord is struggling with depression big time. He desperately needed and wanted his friends forgivenes, but he knew that he had crossed the line that day. So what happens when Tord leaves the Red Army and tries to start over with his old friends? Read and find out!! (I do not own the cover or characters in this book)

Summers over and everyone's going home with their parents, except Max. (Cover art by tuxedoflask)

(She pronouns, if male or whatever ignore the pronouns I guess) (This also turns into a David x Reader.) A beautiful and crazy camp, with laughs, good times- Let's cut to the chase. A new councilor is adored by everybody but Max. Max will do everything in his power to get rid of her, and show her true colors. Now, he's more focused on her than David, and finds her just as annoying, if not more than him... But what if these feelings changed towards her?

Firkle X Ike. Firkle deals with having a crush on Ike. Alternating povs.

A lot of things can be done in 15 days. Getting someone to like you in that amount of time? Is it possible? (Both are 16 in this!!!)

Tweek is in high school; The best years of his life. Pfft, yeah right. He has no friends, and his life completely sucks. Tweek's point of view.