"You mean Tweek? He's annoying," it was a lie, I could never think of Tweek as annoying, but at the time I just wanted to be accepted as a decent human being. Someone people would want to be around, "The only reason I hang out with him anymore is because of the free coffee. He's a freak, really."

Craig was a vampire. He didn't care about who's blood he got. Tweek was always a paranoid person. He was always scared of everything. What happens when these two from different worlds meet? (Both are 17 in this!!) [Editing]

Kenny and Stan make a bet to see if Craig and Tweek are dating. Kenny decides he wants to win. How does it go?