Hi! My name is Lucy, and this is the story of how I was adopted by Dan Howell and Phil Lester, better known to you as danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil. WARNING!!!! This book contains non-sexual spanking of a minor, depression, thoughts of suicide, and anorexia. May be triggering.

Dan and Phil have been best friends for 7 years now, but what would happen if Dan found out Phil's been hiding a secret from him, a secret he may have been hiding himself.

Mary is a 15 year old Australian girl who gets sent to a London orphanage when her parents don't want her anymore. She is ready to give up on life when her two idols, Dan and Phil, ask if they an adopt her. What will happen next?