Depressingly happy with A little bit of rhyme.

Femke, a Nordic-Bosmeri woman, has come to Riften to start over. She thought she was ready for adventuring in the big, wide world outside of her meager home in the mining colony of Dawnstar. She couldn't have been more wrong. After several mishaps and roadblocks, she stumbles to Riften, footsore, hungry, and with no money to her name, in hopes of finding some good, honest work. But no one seems to trust her because she has elven blood. Turned away and alone, she is found by two members of a mysterious organization operating within Riften. One, a Nordic man called Brynjolf, takes pity on the poor human-elf and offers her a job, and if she does well, a spot within the "Guild," as he puts it. NOTE: If I owned Skyrim, I would have no need for writing fanfictions just for the heck of it. I only own Femke and my original dialogue. Everything else is credited to Bethesda Game Studios.

𝕰𝖛𝖊𝖓 𝖆 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓 𝖍𝖆𝖘 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊, 𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙? 𝔗𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔟𝔬𝔬𝔨 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔰𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔖𝔨𝔶𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔣𝔦𝔠𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔞𝔶 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔣𝔯𝔬𝔪 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔞𝔪𝔢. ℑ 𝔬𝔠𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔞𝔠𝔠𝔢𝔭𝔱 𝔯𝔢𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔰 𝔣𝔬𝔯 𝔠𝔢𝔯𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫 𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔬𝔯 𝔰𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔬𝔰. 𝔈𝔫𝔧𝔬𝔶 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔞𝔡𝔳𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢! 𝕿𝖔𝖔𝖐 𝖆𝖓 𝖆𝖗𝖗𝖔𝖜 𝖙𝖔 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖍𝖊𝖆𝖗𝖙 𝖋𝖗𝖔𝖒 @𝕾𝖐𝖞_𝕾𝖍𝖆𝖉𝖔𝖜 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖆𝖐𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖚𝖑 𝖈𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖒𝖊! *I currently update about three times a year haha oops* Most of these are very old and feature poor grammar and cringey phrases!! Trust me... it's bad. ❤️ Thanks for all the support! ❤️

Ah, Bethesda. What a great company, no? From Elder Scrolls' Skyrim to the Commonwealth of Fallout 4, here is a joke book compiled of jokes that only the true players would understand. Please enjoy!