Because who doesn't love a good dose of angst? Debbie, I'm looking at you ;) This is payback for hurting Richard. And also I just love extreme angst and feels and being Satan. A story of love, jealousy, hurt, tea and cars.

When old friends James May and April Roux start dating, no one is more surprised than Richard. But everything seems to be going perfectly. For a month anyway. And then things start happening that make Richard wonder who this April Roux really is, and what secrets she's hiding. {Fair warning: many a Top Gear death, okay? Like seriously, death everywhere. Death and other bad things. Side note: Yes, the chapters are short. Yes, it's supposed to be like that.}

The Top Gear boys (and girl) are going on a camping trip. Again. What could possibly go wrong? *hysterical laughter* {Yeah, I get bored. Yeah, I write Top Gear fanfiction now. Yeah, I know some Welsh.}

Hello dear readers! I've been writing for awhile, so I thought - why not share my writings here and see if people enjoy it? All of these chapters you (hopefully) will read were originally posted on Tumblr (my account -> https://www.tumblr.com/blog/fanficsaremydrug) as a fruit of my incredibly vivid and rather unbelieveable, silly imagination. They're not really connected, because they are basically just oneshots, but with a little imagination of your own you can easily put them into a story and add your own details. While this here is written only about Richard Hammond, you can find some of my works related to other two Top Gear presenters on my account on Tumblr, as they were requested mostly by Anons. Hope you'll enjoy. And, feedback (goor or bad!) is always appreciated. Love xx

This is a story of the mad, wonderful man known simply as The Doctor. After the Doctor dropped Donna Noble back on Earth, he went looking for a distraction. Instead, he found an army of Cybermen, who forced him to regenerate. He escaped, and decided to leave Earth for a while, hiding out in the garage of his TARDIS, in the middle of space. This is what happened when he went back.

MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT! Just some things I would do to the Top Gear boys. Even The Stig!

Debbie never thought she would meet her idol, Richard Hammond. But when she finds him beat, battered and robbed in an alley near her flat her whole life is flipped upside down. Will she be able to handle the stress of his busy schedule or will she get lost in his eyes and warmth and Lose Grip?

A Top Gear fan fiction based on my musings, and witty banter with the girls of the CHM Fandom! This story is written specifically for Kaila, Maria, Jenna & Debra! The story is vague enough on purpose so you can imagine yourself in as the girl, and your favorite presenter in as the guy.....so let your imagination run wild, ladies! Enjoy!

Georgie Griffiths is a regular girl, living a normal life. Until the man of her dreams, the person who she has adored for her entire life walks into her world. She must find a way to keep Richard Hammond in her life, even if this means lying and becoming friends with Izzy Hammond, Richard's daughter.

The story of Karen Smith, her friends, family, and how she got tangled into something much bigger and more complicated than she'd ever imagined. (And yes, this is intended to be a Top Gear fan fic... Or maybe rather a Richard Hammond one.. Don't judge me, ok?)